goin' fishing with the fam

yes

that's basically what happened when i scammed with my fake mewtwo except I got expelled

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Oh that must of taken long

Ya but it was worth it.

I once mad a $550 profit off of selling fake mewtwo cards

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>be me
>be 15 britfag, chav, rebellious teenager.
>friday
>be at home alone
>someone calls
>pick up the phone and ask whos this
>she replies wrong number all rudely and that
>she forgot to dial 141
>the next day I dial 141 (to hide my number)
>and I call back
>same lady, says "hello whos this?"
>I reply, "THE BEAST!"
>she hangs up
>5 hours later, I call back
>same lady, again, asks whos this.
>I reply, "THE BEAST!"
>she gets mad and says If I would ever call again she will report me to the police
>oshit.png
>carry on doing so for next 10 hours
>call her again
>lady asys "whos this?"
> i say, "THE BEAST!"
>she gets mad, "WHY CANT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?"
>i reply, "THE BEAST."
>she hangs up
>wait until saturday
>dial 141 again
>call her
>same lady, again, says "hello whos this?"
>I reply, again, "THE BEAST!"
>lady shouts "Right hold on!"
>a man goes on the phone, sounds about 45-50, like a strict dad, "WHO IS THIS?"
>i say, "THE BEAST!"
>the man says "RIGHT, IM GONNA FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND WHEN I DO-"
>i interrupt him and say, "THE BEAST!"
>they hang up.
>I try again for the next three days but the phone just doesnt answer anymore
>they changed theyre number
>dontfuckwithme.jpeg

i dont see why you being a britfag is relevant to the story

it's greentexts don't question it

I also have a prank call story

>be me
>be 2 months ago
>on phone
>have a great(bad) idea to prank call
>call dominos pizza
>they pick up
>"hello this is dominos how may i help you?"
>do my kermit voice
>"umm yes can i get some Mrs.Piggy pussy?"
>he laughs
>hang up
>decide to call walmart
>ringring.mp3
>"hello what do you need?"
>just straoght up fucking ree
>they hang up
>I call again
>ree.avi
>"please stop calling us"
>short ree
>they hang up
>call again
>ree like there is no tomorrow
>"we will cal the police if you call us again
>call again
>breathe heavily
>this time I hang up
>get bored with those fucks
>make the worst decision possible and prank call a library
>blare soviet anthem
>hear people saying "what?"
>anthem finishes
>hang up

life's good m8

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>be me
>be 15 britfag, chav, rebellious teenager.
>friday
>be at home alone
>someone calls
>pick up the phone and ask whos this
>she replies wrong number all rudely and that
>she forgot to dial 141
>the next day I dial 141 (to hide my number)
>and I call back
>same lady, says "hello whos this?"
>I reply, "THE BEAST!"
>she hangs up
>5 hours later, I call back
>same lady, again, asks whos this.
>I reply, "THE BEAST!"
>she gets mad and says If I would ever call again she will report me to the police
>oshit.png
>carry on doing so for next 10 hours
>call her again
>lady asys "whos this?"
> i say, "THE BEAST!"
>she gets mad, "WHY CANT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?"
>i reply, "THE BEAST."
>she hangs up
>wait until saturday
>dial 141 again
>call her
>same lady, again, says "hello whos this?"
>I reply, again, "THE BEAST!"
>lady shouts "Right hold on!"
>a man goes on the phone, sounds about 45-50, like a strict dad, "WHO IS THIS?"
>i say, "THE BEAST!"
>the man says "RIGHT, IM GONNA FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND WHEN I DO!"
>i interrupt him and say, "THE BEAST!"
>they hang up.
>I try again for the next three days but the phone just doesnt answer anymore
>they changed theyre number
>dontfuckwithme.jpg

amazing

>be me
>be 5 years ago
>be 14 almost 15
>get a boner out of nowhere
>decide to fap
>about to cum
>mom walks in
>never look each other in the eye again

it was a good fap