Dude. I don't know who told you that but me and santa dont have that kind of relationship...Purely platonic dude. Santa loves me for the sake of it, kind of like our lord and savior jesus christ. Anyways if that type of thing happened (it didn't) it would be purely coincidental such as him seeing a hot babe before I got on his lap or something of that sort. I just want you to understand that and never say anything rude about me or my family again.

I just wanna say I got some cool presents from my mummy and daddy and im wondering if any of you cool people got some cool presents as well. If you guys didn't get any cool presents thats okay. I guess santa just doesnt love you as much he loves me.