Bonus question: can a poptart be considered ravioli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sXQoGcMN1U

Want some sweet anal? Of corse you do! Come on down to Longdongs swamp tuesday and Shrek some anal virgins!

1. Put on Ass-less Chaps
2. Make your bed
3. Kill your entire Family with a rusty fork
4. Send a letter to your local church the reads "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"
5. Peg yourself using only oldspice bodywash™ as lubricant
6. Drink everything under the sink using a champaign glass

Now once you've completed this list of pre-requisites you'll be ready for your fun on the farm!

-Longdong+Moxxi

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