For too long I have sat idle, while these worms continued to mock and provoke at me. I have endured thier disrespect, and insolence, and thier denying of my superior clan of the 409th legion over thier sad remnants of clans. I have worked hard, and quite frankly, I just want to be left alone, but that is too much to ask of this community of jealous noobs and inferior players. Well now I've had it. Its time for my revenge. I am officially declaring war on the entire remaining NTW community, and this hostility shall not cease until every clan has been soundly defeated by the superior might of 409th, and we, along with our allies, are deemed, the top coalition in NTW. That is final, and I will accept nothing less. Anyone who says otherwise will be defeated, and put in thier place. Every clan will have only 1 chance, to defeat us, and only grassy, syrian, or another non camp map will be allowed.

We all know this NTW clan by now right? Hailed as one of the most drama free clans in the game, has suddenly started drama with me, and pretty much destroyed thier image for being drama free. It completely caught me by suprise too. But basicaly, one of thier members got mouthy with me, challenged me 1v1, got beaten, then proceeded to be salty at me on he screenshot. Then I told Unity's admins, who then also proceeded to be salty, and basically tried to shame my name in thier group as some low tier player and disrespecting my clan. Then the following day, they made a effort to come make well on thier slandering, by engaging my clan on the game. At this point, I'm pretty impressed with Unity, that they suddenly go against what thier clan was founded on, which was being drama free, and not engaging in this type of behaviour, I mean, this is the type of stuff that TSR would do.

I'm not mad, maybe a little shocked, but definitely I would like to say, my whole opinion on them has changed. My entire reason for beating up on Milo, was disrespecting me as a player. I am a very accomplished player with a massive screenshot library full of evidence of my abilities in my chosen game. At my level, nobody likes disrespect, but Unity allowed thier member to disrespect me, then proceeded to attempt to degrade me themselves. If they really want to play the game of "who has more wins" If I were to start posting all the wins of 409th against Unity (I actually already did, it can be found in the 409th's discussions) You will find that this list is ridiculously long, and there is absolutely no way Unity would win this kind of slandering war. Not to mention, Unity attempted to do that kind of war, but they need to realize, if I return fire, they are most definitely going to lose that kind of war. All I want, is for respect to be given, as I have never done anything to thier clan, and even helped thier clan many times in the past. But if I get disrespect like that, then things can get ugly, as I dont think any of you realize just how truly psychotic I am, and how far I'm willing to go once I set in my mind that I really dislike you.

There is no need for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Give respect to those that have never bothered you, and the community can be a place of fun, not a place of hate, and people going out of thier way to hurt someone on the internet. I now dislike Unity, and nothings gonna change that. They've broken thier integrity and proven to be total hypocrites. You dont want that kind of attention from me, because I do not forgive, and I do not forget. TSR was forgiven only because I did not truly hate them and was being used by the MGL clan. That being said, anyone else that catches that kind of attention from me, might as well drop dead, or move to a different community.

409th Claims:

2 victories on grassy, vs rimak, and lendon
1 victory on pyramids 2v2 vs hero and rimak(from which they rage quit)

• 3 victories total
  
• disputes 1 H&R victory outright because game was nowhere near finished or decided
  
• disputes 3 more H&R victories because they used dishonorable tactics, 409th scored more kills in these same battles, and because H&R hosted past thier limit for hosting rights.
  
  From 409th perspective, it wins 3 victories to 2 defeats.
  
  H&R Claims:
  
  6 victories on which they hosted every game to thier absolute favor and refused to allow 409th hosts (409th did not host a single battle in this war)
  
  These claimed victories include:
  
• a game that ended while the balance of power was still even.
  
• 3 games where they hosted past thier allowed number of hosts
  
• 2 games where they used cheap tactics such as camping in corners/chokepoints, and still had less kills at the end, winning only due to sheer numbers from ultra unit sizes and morale advantages.
  
  From H&R perspective, it wins 6 victories to 2 defeats

First off, let me make very clear........Players who play by the rules of

"No art max 5 lights"

are the absolute worst....... These players shamelessly hide behind thier fancy cav spams and line spams, to cover the fact that they lack any real credible historical context of the correct implementation of artillery. Thus, any player who bans art, is automatically a noob on this list, but I shall go through a very special few who practice this absurd disregard for the tactical viability artillery provides.

Talcock (talcore_

OMG, where do I even begin with this absolutely atrocious player.............Ok, so I first met this noob one day while I was hosting a scenerio battle, in which all players were to bring britain or france, and reinact the battle of waterloo using the correct units for maximum historical realism. Talcore shows up, and instantly shows his retardedness level, by bringing ottomans. This was an outrage.......there were no filthy turks at the battle of waterloo, and apparently talcore lacks proper education to know this. Regardless, this absolute travesty of a battle commences, and to my horror, this noob talcore brought no less then 10 melees, and a horde of cav. Need I also stress that he had NO ARTILLERY........!!!!!!! I was pretty convinced that he was a noob......however, I refuse to disclose the result of that battle.(he totally raped my ass)

Bruisible (crusible)

In my love for historical realism, I stumbled upon a fellow named cruisible. I found he had a good, sound knowlegde of real historical sources, and tactics. I then decided to see if he was a true master of the real napoleonic strategies in a quick battle. I was instantly proven wrong......crucible is yet another no art max 5 lights heathen, who rushes in, and had extreme disregard for the well being of his men (even though most of his army was alive, and most of mine was dead) I regretably lost the battle.........but I shot his general with my skillful use of artillery, proving once again, that artillery use triumphs, and I am technically the victor for having killed his general. In the field of historical realism, losing a general would be enough to render most armies useless.

Emperor Peon (Deon)

Almost immediately, this guy seemed to be very rude, and very irrate upon me joining his game. He insisted upon me not bringing artillery to his game. I was outraged.......I decided to break his heathenistic rules, and show him what real skill is. Upon the match starting, and him spoting my 12 pounders and howitzers, came a flurry of cursing, and rather barbaric language from Deon.........it was almost as if I had legitamently pissed him off. But the plight of noobs is not a bother to me.......my glorious cannons however, did not get much time to shoot. After only 3 shots (all of which missed) Deon had closed the distance and was right infront of me. I turned on cannister shot and mocked as I cut huge swaths through several of his units......if only he didnt move so fast, I could have even got more then 200 kills that game.

My experience with these "no art max 5 lights" players makes me cringe at the sheer disregard for historical realism they exhibit. My experience didnt end there. Here is a list of all the other noobs I encountered.

Athenian

(a hugely unskilled noob who beat me)

Skrmarh

(noob)

Raps

(refuses to use art, and thus a noob)

Shenshenko

(another cav swarm noob)

All Chinese Players

(Cav swarmers)

Sub Zero

(The only person on this list that I actually beat......and he's a noob)

Athos

(noob)

Red

(Maaaaaajor noob)

So after meeting all these awfully bad players, and somehow losing to them, I decided to analyze them a bit further, to find thier logic. The Deon told me "Ur a noob.......just go play grassy, stupid." This statement shocked me.......was grassy thier secret? The one map, that has no strategical value, and is largely regarded as a noob map? I had to find out for myself. I hosted a game, eager to learn what was so special here........then the most noob player I have ever seen joined my game..........

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Commander)

Voted number 1 noob on this list (then again, sub might be more noob). This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joined my first, last, and only experience playing that dreadful map. He acted as though he were some sort of god, and I had to listen to what he said...........so I told him "Shall we do swords, or pistols?" Needless to say, he chose pistols.....and I chose cannons ! I brought my art, and was prepared to blow this narcistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apart, and show these filth why they are wrong to not use art once and for all. It was a short battle.......I killed his general with a cannon ball, and concluded that I was the victor.........I defeated the greatest of the clan players right there. He then proceeded to laugh and mock, as he did defeat my army, but it does not matter.........I killed his general, and thus, would be declared victor by historical context. I crown this sad noob, as the biggest noob I have ever face, as it was such a short, and simple battle to win. It lasted only 2 seconds. He even refuses to rematch me.....because he knows he is defeated, and the error of his ways revealed.

Let this be a lesson to all you morons...........bring arty, and you will become so much better. Rules should always take historical realism into account at all times. No artillery is simply not historical, and therefore, it is the way of a noob. Learn to use arty, and you will get good like me.

• Reksio - Because he's pretty much reached his potential already, and likely will go no further. At his very best, he can beat commander.....any less then that however, and commander will smack dat ass like he was a 2 star random.
  
  
• Little tactics - Same as Reksio. He's already reached his potential and likely will go no further. At his best, he too could also beat commander, but not to the same extent as reksio, and only won against his netherlands.
  
  And now, on to the list
  
  1. This guy I met from SDA (shen's clan)
  
  I cant remember his name, but we played 3 matches. He is a very new player, but in the 2nd battle, managed to give me a very consistant fight. In the 3rd battle, he even adapted a very good army that was a nice counter to what I was bringing (I used the same army over again since I'm merciful) Unfortunately for him, by the 3rd game, I was taking my gloves off, and playing far more seriously, so his counter to my army, I basically overwhelmed him with my vastly superior experience to a point where it didnt matter. But despite that, I could tell he was a very promising player. Definitely someone to watch out for becoming a strong player in the community.
  
  2. Lendonknight
  
  This guy actually has a kinda sad story that comes along with him. Basically, he was recruited, and trained by the H&R clan to be a camper. However, lendon, was brought up as a player under extremely narcisstic, and manipulative influence, which has led him to attempt to flee the clan several times (to Unity, to VGS, and now 409th) Because of his unique skill, and talent, he is very valuable to Hero of Vengence, and to this end, he even uses his connection to lendon's family to keep manipulating him. Lendon himself showed exceptional talent when I first met him, and has grown since meeting me, but the poor boy still has this problem with Hero who is constantly scheming to bring him under his control. Basically a new player with so much talent, that a loser like hero is willing to go to any length to maintain control on him.
  
  3. Milo
  
  A prominant player in Unity, Milo is exceptionally skilled, and only came around the NTW community just last year. Almost from the first time I encountered him, he was easily what I'd classify as a high elite player. He also has a strong sense of honor, something I've been able to relate with him on almost immediately after talking with him.
  
  4. Fantasy
  
  Just like Milo, he is also from Unity clan, and a more recent addition to the total war community. I've only played with him on my team once, but it was against other skilled players, and he held his own quite well despite the huge experience gap between him and his opponent.
  
  5. The God Zeus
  
  Hailing from both the LVG clan, and the 409th Legion, Zeus is a highly competitive player, and shows a strong will to win, and analyze what he did wrong when he doesnt. His approach to most games is very unorthodox and he comes up with all sorts of armies that most players wouldnt think of. Some of these armies, are actually very deadly, and his unpredictability gives him an egde more often then anything else. His skills and coordination arent the fastest, but thier fast enough to render you a dead man if you arent quick to react, and react accordingly. Part of what makes him difficult is his unpredictable moves, and the fact that he's willing to micro both flanks at once. As stated before, he's not the fastest at this, but he's certainly fast enough.
  
  6. Randy
  
  Hailing from the mighty TSR clan, he is a more recent player, who takes a great deal of interest in 1v1 battles. This is mostly what you will find randy preoccupying himself with, and this is also how I first met him. Right away, I could tell he was far above what his hours would suggest. The guy plays really well overrall, and took nothing less then a top effort on my part to walk away from that with the win. Lately randy has not come around so often, but I've heard that he's gotten even better. And I have no trouble believing that.
  
  7. Players who reach 6 stars through legitament means before 400 hours
  
  A general rule in napoleon, is you kick random 5 stars and below if you want a good game......but randoms who join and have 6 stars, you usually give those a chance. Why? Because any old noob can reach 5 stars easy. The real divider between noob and good player, if you were just basing it on rank, would be between 5 and 6 stars. The broken rank system basically gives every noob 5 stars, all they gotta do is win a few ranked games when they first start playing. To get 6 stars however, there is some grind involved.....and 1 defeat sets you back by about 2 battles. So if someone can endure that, then they gotta be somwhat decent in most cases........but there have been times where I've seen a 6 star play worse then a 1 star too. I'm just saying though..........generally, a 6 star player is going to be someone able to put up a reasonable fight.