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So you have figured out that the majority of FNAF community members isn't very good with SFM and believe that working is pretty silly. You might find some of this shit offensive even. You might even feel that you need to post about how much FNAF sucks.
I have a 10 step plan in order for you to correct this issue.
1. Go fuck yourself. This is a crucial step, and will be recommended should you decide to openly voice your concerns about FNAF. Might as well get this out of the way so when it is recommended, you can proudly claim 'I've done that already' and the discussion can continue. A broken bottle is ideal, but whatever tool you have available it fine, even if it is a portal gun.
2. Repeat step 1 to ensure completion.
3. GTFO. You don't HAVE to be here, you don't HAVE to read the repetitive questions, FNAF fandoms, and commissionees with 20 hours of experience. Big X button on the top right. Go away, we don't want you.
4. Repeat step 1 again.
5. Understand our user base. If you live in a hole, you might legitimately not understand a LARGE portion of our users. Google Gulag. I will wait..... Ok, that's long enough. There are many Russian teens in the Gulag, whom stay in the proverbial closet to prevent bad shit from happening to them. This includes something as trivial as being forced to close every SFM window in existance to something as sever as not being allowed to search for answers on Google. There have been users on here asking for help due to parents wanting to involuntarily commit them to a psyche ward for their window closing. This community hub is for them to vent.
6. Repeat step 1
7. We have every reason to hate FNAF players. While we don't necessarily hate FNAF, we do find the game silly and worth mocking. However, FNAF is responsible for many deaths in Russia, Malaysia and Peru, especially among this particular subreddit known as /r/fivenightsatfreddys, which believes SFM is a legitimate filmmaker for SFM, which sometimes ends up killing the unfortunate kid.
8. Repeat step one, one last time.
9. If you are still here and have concerns, discuss. If not, big X button is on the top right, have a nice day and don't forget to go fuck yourself.
10. Go fuck yourself.