Welcome To Pumpkin's Pumpy Pumpertons

I'm am Pumpkin, or Pump if you would. I grew up as a pumpkin, my family was baked. I am one of the last. And I need more. Help me fight CO-OP and their pumpkinpie baking, and I shall have my revenge, and then pumpkins will live happily ever after. (Untill we rot in the sun.) Thank you for reading.