We must make our own square donut company to reintroduce deliciousness to the world

It's insane to think that in 2025 donuts(doughnuts?) are still, not square. How is this even allowed? A round donut would simply roll away. Disgusting, a show of contempt. A square donut? Now that is a donut of fortitude, and of good moral fiber. Let 2025 be the last year that donuts are round.

MAKE DONUTS SQUARE AGAIN

Im going to Tim Hortons, gonna ask if they have square donuts

It's hip to be square

Why aren't square donuts the food source of the world yet?

"Taste is the prime motivation for repeat customers."

This is a revolution in the form of donuts