Randomness to the max

This is a vital message from Liberty Prime. It's of such importance that you must read this super important message right now. Are you reading it? I'm assuming you are since you are reading it right now. Just remember that Liberty Prime is always serious so you know that this is not to be taken as a joke. If you believe this message is a joke then you are stupid.

Okay lets get down to buisness. Liberty Prime has an important message. That message will be relayed to you below.

Lower

Loooower.....

LLLooooowwwwweeeeerrrrrr............

Okay here it is. DON'T DROP THE SOAP.