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"i'm over here dancing the enchalidas.. "
"or should I say the macarena.."
-Heinz
socksy: "...are you actually playing naked?"
heinz: "..almost."
Uncloaking 4 u <3 (aka Heinz):
ohhhh yeaaaa
gimmie kith
smooch on both cheeks
and i do mean ass
"You where drunk, Heinz."
what.
he said "i want chef boyardee. i'm craving italian food."
christ.
do you mean cyan? like the color?
ya.. SIGHYAWN.
Omg
"I have those hung overs."
"i just want u to see........that we all wish what we desire but in the end......we cant always wish what we want".
Confirmed: Heinz doesn't have a ♥♥♥♥.
Take this as you will.
Me: Heinz I am not putting a band aid on my new tattoo the ♥♥♥♥ you mean?
Me: -_-
Me: you mean tiramisu. Do you not know what it is?
Heinz: I dont watch anime porn.
Me: -_-
Me: Just try harder
Heinz: Oh you want to get me hard?
._.
"Penises."
"Jew girls love it."
honestly, if i had a dollar for every time he says this... i'd be rich.
I think he meant actions speak louder than words. top kek
Heinz: Don't swallow it too hard
._.
Heinz: Haha, it's all YOGURT now guys
._.
disagree
Heinz immediately starts talking about her body. He says it's banging. I say yeah, if you're into dismemberment.
He says "I'm not into BDSM."
-dead-