It's been an age since I spoke to most of you. Do we all still play? DE of course.

Would be great to get some team games on the go again.

All hail Hallis.

Has the lord been active?

I still believe in him

I instantly gained 200 points just in the presence of the lord.

After he was done singing the refrain I looked inside myself and realized. It's not about the Elo you gain or the Elo you lose. it's about the grind that comes with it. The Boars you lame and the "GG EZ" you call. The 105 you give your opponnent and the Mayans you pick on Arabia! After I realized that, I thanked Hallis and loaded into my game.
It was a complete disaster. ♥♥♥♥ that game, never again.
would rate 5/7 max. (2)

last week I was about to commit a horrible sin. I was preparing everything. I got the stuff from the kitchen and set up my rig to do it. I was ready. only needed to press that one button and then there would be no going back.
Just me, the snacks, and my PC. looking at the menacing image of the current 1v1 mappool I was about to queue a game on the ladder. Doubters were in my head telling me I would never make it. I was not worthy of 1k7.

But then, as the sun rose on the ouside a new voice appeared in my head. It was Hallis. He just woke up at 8 am, because his sleep schedule is never ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And he said: "Marley! Dont listen to the doubters!
Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye" (1)

I am here to get saved

I was in a hospital once, I was on the edge of dying, I had gave up all hope and I accepted my death in the near future, but one night, a man walked into my room when I was lying there, like a living corpse without the spark of life. He talked to me, about the amazing things there is to see in life, and the amazing things there are to experience. He would come to my room every day and bring me flowers and my favorite candy, Swedish fish. He talked to me and I slowly started to get my spark back. My struggle for life started becoming a reality and I got better after only 2 weeks

I could thank the doctors, or even jesus himself. But deep inside I know that it was Hallis, the man who brought my back into life and helped me overcome my own thoughts. I owe everything to Hallis and what he did to me, I will never be able to thank him enough for what he has done. So if you're reading this Hallis, I just want to let you know, you are a truly amazing person and you bring light into this dark world. Dont stop being you, Hallis

hahaha Hunwars are for noobs! :D real pros can play a scoutrush as aztecs!

+1

you shall not play a hunwar! (by desole) ^^

XD

This is stupid

believe!!!

Hallis is the Lord, your God.
You shall not have another God but him.
You shall not ask for a webcam.
You shall remember and watch his streams.
Honor the mighty Hallis.
You shall not murder his scout.
You shall not backstab him.
You shall not steal his resources.
You shall not lie ingame.
You shall not covet his mighty empires.

AMEN

this is a religion not a monarchy.... BLASPHEMY!

hail to the king!

hahahaha <3 love how ppl say my name! :D

no u shouldnt 11

i should be an admin here 11

Ahahaha love this hall ^^

...who reports to the One True Prez.