Hallis and the fellowship of the prez's

It's been an age since I spoke to most of you. Do we all still play? DE of course.

Would be great to get some team games on the go again.

All hail Hallis.

Has the lord been active?

I still believe in him

I instantly gained 200 points just in the presence of the lord.

After he was done singing the refrain I looked inside myself and realized. It's not about the Elo you gain or the Elo you lose. it's about the grind that comes with it. The Boars you lame and the "GG EZ" you call. The 105 you give your opponnent and the Mayans you pick on Arabia! After I realized that, I thanked Hallis and loaded into my game.
It was a complete disaster. ♥♥♥♥ that game, never again.
would rate 5/7 max. (2)

last week I was about to commit a horrible sin. I was preparing everything. I got the stuff from the kitchen and set up my rig to do it. I was ready. only needed to press that one button and then there would be no going back.
Just me, the snacks, and my PC. looking at the menacing image of the current 1v1 mappool I was about to queue a game on the ladder. Doubters were in my head telling me I would never make it. I was not worthy of 1k7.

But then, as the sun rose on the ouside a new voice appeared in my head. It was Hallis. He just woke up at 8 am, because his sleep schedule is never ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And he said: "Marley! Dont listen to the doubters!
Listen to your heart when he's calling for you
Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why
But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye" (1)