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im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
Well not sure how he met the Savage of a person Jeni, but I can explain his obession with bikes in his Essay he wrote for his Rehab, "Mechanophilia (or Mechaphilia)is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters and aeroplanes.

This is treated as a crime in some nations, such as the United Kingdom, with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution. Motorcycles are often portrayed as sexualized fetish objects to those who desire them.
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:53pm 
Colleen Brown, Tell me the story of how Nick Busta met Jeni and gained his obssesion of bikes
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:51pm 
Well Nancy, it turns out that I have a Essay of resignition writing By Julia the day she resigned, "I'm pretty young to be making the decision to have kids or not. Personally, I HATE children and would never willingly have them. How could you love something so sticky and loud? Children are nothing but ungrateful little *****!
My boyfriend has a big family and all his siblings have children between 1 and 10. They are all snotty brats and I loathe all of them. Whenever his nephews come over they always want to play loud shooting games and yell. One of them has autism so he is worse. I know he can't help it and I'm not blaming him for his condition, but it doesn't mean I'm going to be any nicer to him like the rest of those kids."
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:49pm 
Colleen, why doesnt Julia martin teach the 7th and 8th anymore?
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:45pm 
Not sure Nancy, But I have this text that was sent to me by Degna, On the day I was kidnapped, as my abductor drove us down the Garden State Parkway, I pressed my toes against his car window so someone would see. Because this was 1982, his sedan boasted front-row bench seating; by his command, my 7-year-old frame was splayed across it, my head wedged at his hip, my feet skimming the passenger-side door. When he’d yanked me neck-first into his car less than an hour prior, he’d jammed my body against the floorboards (too young to know that word, I thought of it as the pit) and kept me there a while, steering with his left hand while his right pressed on my head.
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:42pm 
Colleen, I would like to know the current whereabouts of former assistant principal Degna Horton
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 8:19pm 
Hey Nancy, I got the info on the 3 teachers you need. n estimated 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation (PE) at some point in their life, which can cause significant distress.

Ejaculation can be considered premature when it occurs 30 seconds to 4 minutes into sex, depending on different cultures, countries and experts. However, it seems that most tend to agree that any sexual intercourse lasting less than 2 minutes can be considered premature ejaculation.

Behavioural techniques can help you delay orgasm. These include the start-and-stop method and the squeeze technique.

A combination of these techniques along with sexual counselling and medication (either using an anaesthetic cream or an oral tablet) is recommended.
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:25pm 
I need some info on them, and I think you have it being the principal and all
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:24pm 
wow....... thats depressing. Well on with the now, I need to discuss three specific teachers with you, do you happen to have any intereasting info on Wendy hartman, Nicholas busta, and Julia Martin?
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:23pm 
.....About that... I don't wish to continue the adventures, because I visited my Doctor last wednesday and found out that I contracted Syphilis...:island:
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:21pm 
Ok, glad I have the go ahead. So when do you want to schedule our next sexual encounter?
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:19pm 
WHAT?! Really?! Odd... Last time i heard Sal penza was an open gay...If she continues to bother you just kick her out of your class
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:18pm 
Yes, she really wants the ♥♥♥♥ of a boy named Sal penza, she is thinking of a threesome with him and Victoria weigel, another ape. And it is distracting her from my teachings
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:16pm 
Oh dear... whats happening with her? I told Gaby to relax in class.... is she acting up again?
She kept on talking to me about this one boy she liked in your class Nancy. Got any ideas?
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:15pm 
Yes it will, P.S. we need to talk about your chimp looking daughter. That ♥♥♥♥♥ is failing my class
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
Hahahahahahahah! God bless you Nancy, youve always had a knack for jokes. Considering that you came out of the closet a few years ago, I bet the 4 Fs will do you some good! :)
ColleenBrewer 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:12pm 
good advice colleen, you can put cheese on my mousetrap anytime if you know what I mean
im sal 9 Oct, 2014 @ 7:07pm 
Colleen here, just remember the 4 Fs when trying to pick up women,
1) Find her
2) Fool her
3) ♥♥♥♥ her
4) Forget her

Good luck getting the ♥♥♥♥♥!

God bless, Colleen Dale Brewer

xorbulon 6 Oct, 2014 @ 10:07pm 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TILLER "PASTEY WHITE" VIOLA!!!
| Dirty_Pistol | 25 Sep, 2014 @ 9:39pm 
Sometimes I forget to wipe and walk around the day with a messy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ~ Bewby
| Dirty_Pistol | 25 Sep, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
Sometimes when I masterbait I cry from how good it is ~ Fro
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:18pm 
One day I was teaching simple Math to mentally challenged children, there was this one kid name mongo and he has a forehead like a drive in movie theater, it was huge. He came into the class growling at me and I told him to shut up and sit his ass down, angered at my tone, he threw a bible at me
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:16pm 
In response I took a yard stick, and shoved it into his anal cavitiy and carried him like a sack over to his seat and sat him down. He was sat down like a human popsicle, he fell over and pulled the ruler out from his ass, ran over to me at full speed so I grabbed him and restrained him and took him to the office and told them to hold a assembly of me fist fighting him, he slammed his massive head into my gorrilla tits several times but they managed to help cushion the blow. I saw Nicholas busta riding his tandam bicycle home with jeni in the back, so I threw a rock at nicks head causing him to crash, I then took his bicycle and smashed it onto mongos head multiple times. I taught the whole school not to mess with nancy
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:12pm 
I grabbed him by the shirt lifted him up and began slamming his head into the wall of rite aid making very many dents in the wall. He pulled out a knife on me and I quickly dogded his stab using the fork I keep in my purse to steal from salad bars on the weekends. I grabbed him and sat on his head suffocating him to death. He was later found stuffed in a cornerstone library box chopped into different pieces. Emily Rastovich was convicted for 1 count of manslaughter and sentenced to 4 life sentences. (God bless her)
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:12pm 
At our my apartment he asked if he could use my Visa card on some Warlock Cash. I agreed and he took my card into the bedroom. He came back about 15 minutes later and gave me back my card. Kissed me goodbye and walked out. I became very confused. I checked my bank statements and to my suprise I found my card had been maxed out to over 100 different porn website memberships plus a World Of Warcraft membership. I called my boyfriend and began yelling at him. I tracked him down using my gps on my phone and was directed to the back of rite aid, where I saw a cardboard box and a bike. My boyfriend lay there and he greeted me saying hey babe and continued to carve a duck into his soap bar.
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:09pm 
My second year in college was a fun and stressful year on my overweight grotesque body. It started off with me going to my normal classes and after school going back to my apartment to sleep and get ready for the next day. About 4 months into the year I noticed a very handsome man looking at me from across the room. I smiled and he smiled and looked away, my fat cheeks turned velvet red. After class he walked up to me and asked for my phone number. I quickly gave it to him because I have never had a date before. He told me he would text me later and walked out. We started going out on dates and going to the movies,dinner, etc. But I started noticing that I never went over to his house and that he never paid for anything at all. I asked him if he could pay for the dinner and he told me that he didn't bring his wallet.
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:07pm 
The 3rd step required in the suspension, is the detainees are forced to eat 14 year old camel ♥♥♥♥ to teach them not to misbehave. This is the CCS way to DEVELOPING STUDENTS WHO ARE BIBLICALLY GROUNDED, ACADEMICALLY EQUIPPED, AND GLOBALLY PREPARED
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:07pm 
Hello all, I was recently asked about my suspension policy by one Parent in the CCS family. First of all, Id like to adress that you cannot complain about our policy for suspensions, because when you enlist your student to the school, you are taking all rights you have as a parent and the rights of your child. Anyhoo, When a child gets suspended they are sent to a swamp in North Korea where they have to mine coal, 350 meters below the Earths surface. They work 18 hour shifts with a 4 hour "nap" time. Down in the mines there are native Koreans who ted to start fights with the suspended. The natives try to dry hump and harass the suspended., but if they stop working they will be shot on sight by General Hartman. After a week in the mines, the suspended are then moved onto BLOCK C where they will be required to pick pubes off of rabies crazed sand baboons who have a knack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on command.
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:54pm 
I was on safari in zambia when some african rebels led by their leader Mr. Martin attacked my jeep wanting rhino horns to sell on the black market for lucious black women in exchange, but I was quick on my feet that day, so leaped onto Mr. Martin riping off his ♥♥♥♥ with my large fingernails and sticking it onto a thorn branch fashioning a club. I then used it to stab each and every one of them in their large ♥♥♥♥♥ until they were all on the ground bleeding praying to Mamlambo their water god. I then took a bite of their black ♥♥♥♥ meat like a chocolate popsicle kabob to taste my glory of the victory, it tasted like burnt shrimp. Fun fact, mr martin actually went onto becoming a P.E. teacher at corner, if you ever wondered why he has a huge muffin top overlaping down to his crotch its because he purposely gained that much weight to cover his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crotch
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:45pm 
I undid their masks and to my suprise found Mr.Busta And Mrs.Busta. The dirty lying ♥♥♥♥ weasel mexican and her interaccial white slave scurried out of my apartment and got onto their unicylces.
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:44pm 
Nancy settle down I have had a rough month so far. On the second of september (2014) I was coming home from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ library when I saw a light beaming through the curtains of my ghetto apartment. This was very odd I thought to myself because I always make sure to turn everything off because I don't want a fire to burn down my worthless ♥♥♥♥. So as I was stepping out of my car I realized that the chain, handlebars, and tires were missing from my bike. I rushed up the stairs (took about 5 minutes new record Yay!) and unlocked the door I noticed a man carrying my bike part parts over his shoulder and a smaller woman helping him adjust my bike parts to his bike parts. I unstrapped my bra and began smacking the intruders with my 40 pound rack. They both fell over and I grabbed my stuff, they both started crying and said they only wanted my bike parts for their bike rap they were planning because their last video got so many hits.
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:43pm 
Hello All, this is a continuation on the Brown tooth incident. Recently, I reved up the courage to visit my local dentist, Dr. Ishak. As I was being inspected by Ishak, he told me that the tooth was uncurable. I hoped that he would remove it, but he then continued to explain to me how it was nearly impossible. I didnt understand how this could be. After the Dentist I went over to the Camarillo Library, which then I spoke to Mrs. Rogers, the head librarian to try to deduece this situation. I found a book on the Native Tribes of Congo and found one of Cliks Tribe. Turns out the leeches he used on my teeth come from the sandy desert of Egypt. The same leeches were used to preserve the ancient Pharoahs. I guess you could say I have a piece of Egyptian history right here in my mouth! God bless all!
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:31pm 
you know what emily I dont need your ♥♥♥♥, I bet you think you have a hard time making your movie dont you? Let me tell you about a hard time, November 22,1944 dawn. We were headed onto the beach of the ♥♥♥ island,when our boat crashed. My lesbian partner got her flat chest with her monkey nipples shredded to bits by razor sharp coral and had a giant clam latch on to her freshly sex changed ♥♥♥♥. I rushed into the shallow water to rescue her and brought her a shore, I then discoverd that my devoted partner was stung multiple times by an jellyfish on her left wrinkled ass cheek, luckily I drank a gallon a horse semen to prepare me for the horrors on the beach so I was prepared.....I leaked all over her and saved her life. Take that you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ emily
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:25pm 
Hello all, Since we have all opened up Id like to interlude a personal story of mine, which I hole to this day dearly in my heart. It was back in 2005 in Botswana. I was in Botswana because I felt the need to help the AIDS invested dirt bags who leech off each others ♥♥♥♥. Anyhoo, When I was traveling though the dense jungle my translater, Moostafa SliceKlee, a native to the jungle explained to me the dangerous nomad tribes who travel though the jungle. As we where half way to our destination, Moostafa & my group were attacked by a group of Overweight tribe leaders who were nude. While the attack was underway, a 450 pound negro jumped onto me, breaking my leg on inpact. It was a good thing that Moostafa brought a pack of mexican children to bait the tribe leaders. As the leaders were distracted Degna, (My girlfriend at the time) rescued me and took me to the nearest hospital. What a day!
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:22pm 
Hello Nancy thanks for the offer to star in cornerbone! Sadly I am already in one. I am currently working on a film called Mr.Davis Hot Wrench Action. The film is not out yet so I can't spoil it. :)Currently we are filming the scene where Mr.Davis heats up his wrench using his blowtorch. He then makes gorrilla grunts as he brands it onto his left nipple. We have a sweat lodge scene where Colleen and Jana drink the sweat produced by his stomach rolls. (God bless them) Currently the scene is only 30 minutes but It is still going strong!
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:14pm 
Hey emily, I think you would be perfect to co star in my film cornerbone, its about cornerstone faculty getting sexy in the office . Nick busta will be filming and also roleplaying as a south american lumberjack looking for some wood, we could turn it in online as a indie film and get the pay day of our lives. I also think that with your digital photography skills that you can edit it to its full potential. And dont worry we can be getting friendly outside of the film world to make you less lonely my sexy baby girl
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:08pm 
Since the group is alive and friendly, I'd like to open up myself to you all, and ofcourse the Lord above us. My name is Colleen Dale Brewer, and I was raised in a rural farm out in Nebraska. My father raised me to be an independant woman, which frankly, I was (: ( Praise God). While I was out in my charitable safari trips out in Congo back in 1989, I encounted a tribe of foreign Africans. They were nice as ever! (God bless them). After we had some cooked raccoon, I went to spend the night in Clik' Tox Polp's tent ( He was the tribe leader). Soon after i fell asleep, Clik placed a leech on my front tooth, and it rotted it from the roots out. But because im a strong woman, I will not fear to show it! God bless you all!
hotcheetos34 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:06pm 
Hello, my name is Emily Rastovich. I have a Christian Mingle page where I communicate with hotties around the world and only show my face because of my size. Some people might say I go to mcdonalds a lot, but do not falter I always get a diet coke. My boyfriend left me after being put in prison, here is a picture of him and his family. http://getpittedlikedat.wordpress.com/category/hippy-chicks/ I work in the library where I check out books for kids and help them with papers and such. I have modififed the book scanner to scan the kids genetalia so I know what we are working with. After the last period I follow the child and with the help of rick austinson we throw our butter fly nets over our prey. We prod them with various color and flavored dildos. Their squeals really turn me on.
ColleenBrewer 25 Sep, 2014 @ 6:43pm 
My name is nancy hey and I was born in 1914, I was enlisted as the first woman to become a soldier in the world war, the first time I killed a man was when a ♥♥♥ came out of a bush and hit me in the back with a large club which caused permanent damage to my spinal cord. I then bit his throat out with my strong well cared for teeth. 90 hard years later I got a job teaching to special ed kids at cornerstone christian school. I am losing inteligence every day and I walk slower and slower with my hunch. I am expected to die in 2 days so I might as well spend it by sending a tribe of well trained south americans to bring this school and its dead toothed dictator down once and for all.
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
My primary goals are the education and safety of our children. Children come first! I encourage constructive suggestions and appreciate comments for the betterment of all. Please do not hesitate to call if you have any questions. My door is always open.

May God richly bless!!
im sal 25 Sep, 2014 @ 6:22pm 
Dear Families,
What a blessing to be part of Cornerstone’s Elementary School program which is outstanding because our teachers demonstrate such tender loving care for each student. Each classroom focuses on Christian character, and the lessons are biblically integrated into a sound academic program. Each subject and all social interactions in the classroom, as well as on the playground, have a biblical focus. The musical programs are delightful and the weekly chapel music is led by a student worship team full of enthusiasm, engaging all the students to participate in worship. Learning is fun and prepares our students well for Middle School. Feel free to come to me with any cares or concerns, as we partner in your child's education