STEAM GROUP
ConsumerSoftproducts CSOFTP
STEAM GROUP
ConsumerSoftproducts CSOFTP
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Founded
6 February, 2025
Location
Finland 
92 Comments
Pigsparkels911 24 Feb @ 11:03pm 
nuh
Adachi Rei 19 Feb @ 8:41am 
I was tricked into adding a microtransaction casino and beginning work on a mobile port. Most of the content I had been planning was cut and I started working full time on drawing sexy anime characters, while my employees crunched day and night trying to get the leading lines just right. After a year of work what we ended up with was some kind of combination of Angry Birds, Doom, a hentai visual novel and Fortnite. It wasn’t very good and I no longer had the funds to pay my employees. I had to fire them and they got better jobs at some kind of VR amusement park for incels called Sucktorio. Meanwhile I was left destitute and had to start creating those minigames you can play with your phone before a movie starts. My burn rate was running close to 500k€ a year at this point due to someone embezzling company funds to fuel an expensive substance addiction. But as they say, perfection takes time and perfection is the enemy of humanity, so as a misanthrope I have to take my time.
Bex 10 Feb @ 2:09am 
i am an elite sales warrior. i will destroy my competition. i believe i can close anybody, anytime, any place. i have no ego. i am ready for war.
Kataphronesis 7 Feb @ 4:43pm 
Evidence-based violence for evidence-resistant subjects.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 26 Jan @ 10:04pm 
Started getting an ego boost from self-esteem. MANIC POWERPLAY CONSTANT MEGADRIVE. I WILL RULE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLANET WITH MY FIST!!! BEWARE!!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 25 Jan @ 1:47am 
I WILL RULE THE WORLD IN MY LIFESPAN! YOU'LL ALL WATCH AND SEE!!!! I WILL DOMINATE EVERYONE!!!
ihatemilkØ 23 Jan @ 9:40pm 
I WEEP.

YOU ARE A ROTTEN HUSK.

YOU OVERFLOW WITH BOUNDLESS POWER.

YOU HAVE THE SOUL OF AN EMPEROR.

SACRIFICIAL HERO. BLESSED BY PRIMORDIAL LUCK.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN HELL YET YOU SMILE.

ONLY GOOD THINGS WILL COME TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

SET GOALS. HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. INVEST. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

GOOD LUCK.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 19 Jan @ 5:15pm 
I HAVE THE FORCE OF GOD ON MY SIDE!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! I WIN!!! HAHAHA!!! I WON!! GOD IS ON MY SIDE!!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 18 Jan @ 11:41pm 
OUWH!!! OH ♥♥♥♥♥!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 9 Jan @ 11:51pm 
the internet is a small eco-system of creators expressing their creativity, inner-mindloops, desires, and or self-presentations. the world is small in the web. i guess...
Bex 9 Jan @ 2:17pm 
fly high ville calloi 😭🙏💔
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 8 Jan @ 7:34pm 
ville did overdose on coke last week so...
ogle 8 Jan @ 6:01pm 
psycho patrol chapter 2 when??
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 6 Jan @ 9:12pm 
no-mass men are sissifying me into no-massing diet. the estrogen rays are compounding between my testosterone hormones and my gambling addiction. it's a constant battle. this will not happen to me! I am the bigger man here!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 6 Jan @ 7:32pm 
no what who are you leave me alone
Kataphronesis 6 Jan @ 12:19am 
I can feel myself getting closer to you. You feel it, don’t you?
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 27 Dec, 2025 @ 2:16pm 
I love you
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 23 Dec, 2025 @ 10:06pm 
NO MASS MEN ARE NOT REAL!!! CIA PSYOP!!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 22 Dec, 2025 @ 2:14am 
HROT MORE LIKE FROT!!! HAHAHA!!! SO FUNNY!!!!
Kataphronesis 21 Dec, 2025 @ 1:50pm 
I am a total-spectrum chlamydia-afflicted homoerotic danish-swedish hallucinogen-hooked turin patrol agent with atrophied balls and a nasty temper fueled by a combat slurry of LSD alchemical orgones and MSG overloads who pulverised one globalist agitator with an epic 40mm grenade launcher.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 17 Dec, 2025 @ 4:01am 
DIGGIN' MINECRAP STYLE!
MINECRAP STYLE!
DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG-
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 14 Dec, 2025 @ 1:53am 
MITT RONMEY STYLE!
RONMEY STYLE!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 3 Dec, 2025 @ 2:25pm 
karl rove is the only creature that has a purple anus. hell no, total pass, no questions.
Bex 3 Dec, 2025 @ 11:56am 
but what if it was purple?
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 2 Dec, 2025 @ 7:22pm 
my favorite anus color is pink, NOT BROWN!
Bex 1 Dec, 2025 @ 6:58pm 
Do not ♥♥♥♥ with gamers. We are forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds. We do not give up. We do not stop. We are the terminators of the culture wars.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 29 Nov, 2025 @ 3:06pm 
please i need Psycho Patrol R before 2026!... my momma is kinda homeless...
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 21 Nov, 2025 @ 12:43am 
hawk twah, man!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 9 Nov, 2025 @ 12:38pm 
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FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 9 Nov, 2025 @ 11:39am 
mr consumersoft products ins't gonna ♥♥♥♥ you bros...
Partius 6 Nov, 2025 @ 1:04pm 
I give my life for ConsumerSoftproducts! I assault people who bad mouth ConsumerSoftproducts! Please grant me more ConsumerSoftproducts store points so I can feed my family!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 3 Nov, 2025 @ 7:28pm 
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Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 31 Oct, 2025 @ 2:55pm 
load up everyone. were heading to nuketown.
Bex 28 Sep, 2025 @ 3:02pm 
vile calio your music saved my life 🥺
Bex 24 Sep, 2025 @ 2:37am 
Need to remember to buy some creatine.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 21 Sep, 2025 @ 12:57pm 
wasn't talking to you LALALALALALA!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Bex 21 Sep, 2025 @ 6:40am 
I love butter...
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 20 Sep, 2025 @ 8:02pm 
can i tickle u?
Bex 19 Sep, 2025 @ 6:41am 
21st century modernist scandinavian sewers are so elegant
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 17 Sep, 2025 @ 1:24pm 
become potatosexual aka ecosexual. become earthman.
Bex 17 Sep, 2025 @ 9:29am 
how do i become potatoform?
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 14 Sep, 2025 @ 3:34pm 
i love you guys...
Konrad 14 Sep, 2025 @ 5:33am 
I need my CEO mindset tickled, RIGHT!!! NOW!!!
Bex 13 Sep, 2025 @ 1:38pm 
psycho patrol r has a place for you as a full-spectrum hiv+ homosexual dutch-german stim-addicted livorno police agent with a downsized vasu and a bad attitude blitzed on a combat cocktail of cocaine bioidentical orgonogens and sodium laureth sulfate you just pulverized three psychoterrorists with a higly cinematic 20mm cannon
ogle 13 Sep, 2025 @ 10:25am 
my uncle took too many rhino pills once, his appendage exploded.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 11 Sep, 2025 @ 12:33pm 
AGH! AGH! AGH! I need some bussy.
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 10 Sep, 2025 @ 12:59pm 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 9 Sep, 2025 @ 2:33pm 
AAAAAGHH!!!
Jesus Christ on Ecstasy 8 Sep, 2025 @ 2:33pm 
NO HEADACHE!
Bex 7 Sep, 2025 @ 11:00am 
will the rhino pills give me headache?