hey its been a while (or feels like it at least) so im gonna just post a weapon idea

Secondary for Demoman
Base: Stickybomb Launcher
Model: Idk anything works really, but the stickies are stickybombs with legs/thrusters on the bottom, allowing them to move. Maybe a mini sentry buster?

( +/- ) When the stickybomb lands, it seeks out a target in a radius (Indicated by an energy ring (the beacon effect used in rtd), same radius as well). Once it has a target, it will run at the target (Don't really know how fast it should be, but i guess maybe Heavy speed?)for 10 seconds. If it reaches the target, it will stop and explode in a 25% bigger radius than a normal stickybomb. If it runs out of time, it will explode on the spot. The explosion deals 25% more damage than a normal stickybomb. If it does not find a target, it will stop and explode on the spot where it is.

( - ) -7 max stickybombs out


idk if this is op or not, but if so give me some downsides

This weapon has probably been done too many times, but...

Secondary for SNIPER (Yes, I know this is a SCOUT weapon, but I think it would suit the Sniper better than the scout)
Base: Jarate
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=269969057

( +/- ) Tossing this will cause the player to teleport where the projectile lands. Uses the teleportation spell for the base. Regenerates after 10 seconds.

Secondary for Sniper
Base: SMG
Model: Couldn't really find one

( +/- ) Primary fire with this weapon fires "bees" that automatically target and chase targets,
bouncing off any walls it impacts max 5 times before being destroyed (Rescue Ranger bolts with a red/blue trail depending on the team). These bees have a base damage of 8. Alt-Fire fires bees 25% faster, however these bees do not target and chase targets. On the other hand, these bees move 50% faster.

( +/- ) This weapon has a clip size of 8, however, it regenerates 2 ammo per second (1 ammo per half second) as long as the weapon is currently equipped.

( + ) This weapon requires no ammo.

( - ) 25% slower firing speed.


I based this off the Hivehand from Half Life.

Melee for Engineer
Base: Wrench
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=102498679

( + ) Holding down the Fire button will charge up an attack (Takes 1 second to fully charge). This attack can be held on to, and upon releasing the Fire button, will cause the attack to unleash. This attack will double the amount of construction done (gives sentries x2 ammo, upgrades twice as much for the regular amount of metal) and deals 25% more damage upon hit. After being used, this attack requires 3 seconds to recharge.

I cannot think of any other stats, upsides or downsides, so this is more of a concept than anything. If anyone has any other ideas, please suggest them

Originally posted by kevin.berwick:

snip

Okay, for a joke, that is too big.

Originally posted by gibus:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

no they wouldn't, i could've decided to edit a weapon from ages ago

then just specify which one it was

thats literally what i just did lmao

Originally posted by gibus:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

uh, if i said i simply changed it, how would one know which thing i had changed

its' been quite a while if you've even MADE a joke weapon, so everyone would know it's the stasis shot.

no they wouldn't, i could've decided to edit a weapon from ages ago

Originally posted by gibus:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

edited

you didnt have to quote it you could've just said you changed it

uh, if i said i simply changed it, how would one know which thing i had changed

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

The Stasis Shot

Primary for Spy
Base: Revolver
Model: A Sheikah Slate from Legend of Zelda

( +/- ) On hit: Cause the target to completely freeze, and become invunerable for 5 seconds. All damage taken is converted to knockback and stack up, which upon unfreezing will take effect. If the target hits any obstacle, they will take damage depending on their velocity.

( +/- ) On hit whilst frozen: Unfreeze the target, dealing all knockback that was taken.

( - ) -99% clip size

( - ) -100% damage penalty

( - ) 200% slower reload speed

edited

Primary for Spy
Base: Revolver
Model: A Sheikah Slate from Legend of Zelda

( +/- ) On hit: Cause the target to completely freeze, and become invunerable for 5 seconds. All damage taken is converted to knockback and stack up, which upon unfreezing will take effect. If the target hits any obstacle, they will take damage depending on their velocity.

( +/- ) On hit whilst frozen: Unfreeze the target, dealing all knockback that was taken.

( - ) -99% clip size

( - ) -100% damage penalty

( - ) 200% slower reload speed