Originally posted by cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

Not right.

Who contradicted my statement?!??!?!

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DINKLEBURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

This is where I would put my good weapon ideas

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IF I HAD ONE!

Originally posted by cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome

Primary for Heavy
Base: Hat

( + ) HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!!
( + ) Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?
( + ) That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome.
( + ) The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?
( + ) On ice?
( + ) Yeah!
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?!
( + ) That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of th-
( + ) Then you can get me three tickets to s–
( - ) Not right!

Note: Cannot add weapon due to cancellations.

Theorized cancellations but still.

Not right.

Primary for Heavy
Base: Hat

( + ) HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!!
( + ) Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?
( + ) That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome.
( + ) The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?
( + ) On ice?
( + ) Yeah!
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?!
( + ) That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of th-
( + ) Then you can get me three tickets to s–
( - ) Not right!

Originally posted by Loreknight:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

dont you tell me what to do >:T

Don't hurt me

I'LL FUCKING END YOU

Originally posted by Loreknight:

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

The Flying Saucer

Secondary for Scout
Base: Flying Guillotine
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=536468800&searchtext=

( + ) On hit: Bounces off the enemy and hits any enemy nearby. Does this 3 times before getting destroyed.
( + ) Automatically targets enemies it passses.
( - ) No bleed damage
( - ) Cannot hit the same enemy more than once

No no no! Stop trying to make a joke weapon balanced! Your doing it all wrong! Bah! Bah! Bah!

dont you tell me what to do >:T

Secondary for Scout
Base: Flying Guillotine
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=536468800&searchtext=

( + ) On hit: Bounces off the enemy and hits any enemy nearby. Does this 3 times before getting destroyed.
( + ) Automatically targets enemies it passses.
( - ) No bleed damage
( - ) Cannot hit the same enemy more than once

Melee for Scout
Base: Sun on a Stick
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=536470886&searchtext=

( + ) Alt-Fire: Fires a beam of magic that, on hit, causes the enemy to float upwards for 5 seconds, before being slammed down with 3x falling damage.
( + ) On Hit: Blasts the enemy away (+75% knockback bonus)
( - ) -95% damage penalty
( - ) 50% slower swing speed
( - ) No random critical hits

Originally posted by Loreknight:

Thin man
Soldier primary
(+) +400% damage
(+) 200% larger blast radius
(+) no reserve ammo cap
(-) 75% smaller clipsize
(-) affected by gravity
(-)200% slower reload speed
(-) ammo packs add one shot instead of a % of max ammo

heeey thats pretty suicidal

Originally posted by ShadowDream:

^ You know this stuff better than I do, so yeah, let's stick with melee and possibly like hidden 5% bonus ammo for not having a melee?

I mean, we could still have a melee, but have some visual representation, so that you dont have an invisible advantage (or disadvantage). Also uh, you do realise you can reply by pressing the arrow button at the top right, right?

Originally posted by ShadowDream:

^ Well, if it's a secondary replacer then it's massively underpowered. Plus, it's April Fools, isn't it?

Yes, but we dont really want a hidden annoyance, do we? A good april fools idea shouldn't be annoying, but funny. Also I said change it to a backpack, not a secondary replacement. Keep it as a melee replacement