The Sword and Shield

Useful Battle Medic

Mercenary Supplies
Raspootin's Gift
Hostilian's Revenge

It already gains charge pretty quickly, it doesn't give overheal so your pocket is more likely he'll die, if he gets hit by crits or a large ammount of damage, pop your shield and pull out your crit ready sword and strike down the bastard that thought killing the patient first was a good idea

It's a Faaaaaaaap

Scout's white stuff

Rage Scatter
Chocolate Milk
(I don't know any of the scout's custom melees and I'm too lazy to look)

The less health you have the more damage you can do and the more health you can get back

(-) this is just a parody of Thrynity's Post

Originally posted by Trash Man:

Originally posted by Little Jiggy | My Turnabout:

I'm going to beat you with my Bear-hands

it's actually a reference to the character Wolfgang from the game Don't Starve, who gets stronger with a full stomach but weaker when he's hungry.

Here I was thinking it was some obscure movie reference, when it was really an obscure video game reference

Originally posted by Trash Man:

another reference

Mighty Wolfgloves | Heavy Melee

(?) Adds a hunger meter which fills up by eating secondary foods
(+) On hit: +15% secondary FOOD (not hunger) meter
(+) On kill : +50% secondary FOOD (not hunger) meter
(+) As hunger meter increases:
Movement speed increases, up to 50% faster (127% speed)
Melee damage increases, up to 100% more (130)
Size increases, up to 50% bigger
(-) As hunger meter decreases:
Movement speed decreases, down to -25% (52%)
Melee damage decreases, down to -25%
Size decreases, down to 25% smaller
(-) No access to primary weapon

Strong Giant or Tiny Coward?

I'm going to beat you with my Bear-hands

Originally posted by DFS Northon12Alt:

The Health Drainer

Level 90 Somewhat-Very-Smart-and-Overpowered-Weapon

• On hit: Enemy loses 15 health.
  
• +15 damage bonus.
  
• Alt-Fire: Activates a beacon from an enemy.
  
• No random critical hits.

And sorry for taking so long, because my computer was broken and it took a long time to fix it :P

wait, so does it drain health while the beacon is on them?

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Originally posted by Trash Man:

QUACK FIX

END OF LINE NEW HIDDEN MEDIGUN !

its hidden in merasmus' diary

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Originally posted by Little Jiggy | Poopa Mario:

couldn't the admin just open up the console for that without losing health, maybe it could do other stuff as well

just a meme ^^
Im admin on my serv too
just kidding

Just a prank bro

The Ubermeemsh

-Mercenary supplies
-quack-fix
-The oathbreaker

if anybody tries to melee you they have 90% more chance to be ducked up, unless its the scooty booty demoman, then your ducked up, probably, maybe...I don't know I just really hate those guys....anyway you can kill a hoovy in 3 hits if you have 75% uber, so theres that, but long ranged battle your ducked, probably need to be sneaky or try to get them to melee you somehow

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Another Noclip in the Wall
Watch for admin spy

While cloaked : allow noclip mode ^^
Loose 1HP by tick when in a wall

couldn't the admin just open up the console for that without losing health, maybe it could do other stuff as well

Originally posted by Alessio_3ds (G.E.W.P):

The "Crits whenever it would normally Mini-Crit"
-Walkabout
-Jarate
-Bushwacka
Pros:
-You'll always crit jarated Players.
-You don't have to headshot for crits.
Cons:
-You need to wait for your Jarate to be able to perform Crits

could use the help of a scout or a fellow sniper