https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=125106757
(+) Run at the speed of any faster disguise
(-) Disguising drains cloak meter
(-) -10% Move speed while undisguised
(-) Taking damage reduces cloak

I'd imagine the Cloak Drain while disguised would be slower than the normal cloak drain. Maybe at 1/2 or 1/3 speed.

The "Taking damage reduces cloak" is so that it would be harder for spies to just disguise as a Scout and escape from any situation.

I have an idea for a new attribute! Well, technically 3, however they are all very similar. They are :

(+) [ ]% of all healing to your sentry is carried over to you
(+) +[ ] max health on wearer per building placed
(-) When sentry takes damage, you take [ ]% of that damage

These could maybe be good for an offensive engineer weapon.

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=196817620
"The Payoff"
[+] 66% of all damage dealt (by any weapon) is regened on regenables (Mad Milk, Guillotine, Sandman, etc.)
[+] 60% faster weapon switch
[-] -25% damage penalty
[-] 45% slower regen rate on regenables
[-] -50% clip size

Basically a weapon for Snouting.

You know what I think we need? More Jumpers.

"The Jumpster Diver" (Soldier Primary)
Looks : Beggar's Bazooka but it's orange and has certain parts removed
[+] +200% max primary ammo on wearer
[+] No self inflicted blast damage taken
[-] -100% damage penalty
[-] No random critical hits
[-] Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

I'd imagine the No Ammo from Dispensers and Projectile Deviation penalties would be removed, since I don't think that removing them would make the weapon too unbalanced. Also, normal Beggar's stats aren't shown because it would take up too much space.

"The Sentry Jumper" (Engineer Secondary)
Looks : Wrangler but it's cream-spirit colored
[+] No self inflicted damage from sentry while active
[-] -100% Sentry Damage while active
Take manual control of your Sentry Gun.

I don't think this one would need a Briefcase Penalty, since I doubt you'd go through the effort of building a sentry just so you can use it to get yourself to the base with the intel quicker.

"The Boston Jumper" (Scout Melee)
Looks : Boston Basher but it's orange and foam spikes
[+] On Miss : Use the non-damaging force to propel yourself in an upwards direction, Genius.
[-] -100% Damage Penalty
[-] -30% Slower Weapon Switch

Again, I think a Briefcase Penalty would be a bit too much, so I turned it into a weapon switch penalty, so you'd have to be a bit more careful when using it.

"The Iron Jumper " (Demoman Primary)
Looks : Iron Bomber but it's orange and has no sight
[+] No self inflicted blast damage taken
[+] Grenades have very little bounce and roll
[+] +200% max primary ammo on wearer
[-] -100% Damage Penalty
[-] Wearer cannot carry the intelligence briefcase

Since this one's kinda similar to the Sticky Jumper, it should have a Briefcase Penalty.

"The Human Cannon" (Demoman Primary)
Looks : Loose Cannon but it's orange and has no sight
Cannonballs have a fuse time of 1 second; fuses can be primed to explode earlier by holding down the fire key.
[+] No self inflected blast damage taken
[+] +200% max primary ammo on wearer
[-] -100% Damage Penalty
[-] Wearer cannot carry the intelligence brifcase

Again, Loose Cannon Jumps can get you quite far, so it shouldn't allow you to have the briefcase.

Originally posted by Thrynity:

the missed shoot

(+) bullet will bounce up to 10 time on wall (or touch limit of maps)
(+) go trougth player
(+) after passing trougth a player, it will deal crit
(-) -99% charge rate
(-) -50% reload rate
(-) -100% damage on buildings

Oups, Im sorry... the bounce
(Lucky one)

But which class is it for? What slot is it in? Is it ever even going to get in? Find out next time on the April... Fools... Thread!

Originally posted by Mason.S:

Woah, hey, whaddya know, I did the Number 13!
(I don't even get the name...)
http://sta.sh/01w6ys8qx97l

That Demoman Picture is the greatest thing I've ever seen

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Just, What the link between a 4 years old sis and a nuke Joke suggestion ?_?

it was a reference

Originally posted by Knife Scout:

Originally posted by umidont + EvenKnow:

no swearing my friend this is a kids game

my 4 year old daughter plays

Sir, how is this a kid's game when its rating is probably like pg-13?

it was a joke actually

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Merasmus Nuke Cabber

(+) on hit : mighty knockback who punch ennemy to skybox, and push them far away
(+) hit make explosion who deal 100% damage and deal knockback
(+) on taunt with charge : a crit rocket slowly go down at your position from the sky box
(+) rocket have +2500% blast radius, big deal
(+) on hit : charge 50% nuke
(-) rocket kill yourself, faggot
(-) on miss : you knock yourself in the air
(-) -99% damage
(-) play loud nuke sound and make you glow on taunt

no swearing my friend this is a kids game

my 4 year old daughter plays

Originally posted by •Skrub• Scorch Shot King:

Originally posted by Spy-like Engie:

WAIT SO IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA GET RESTRICTED

NOOOOOOOOO

Yes, thankfully.

Why "Thankfully"? I've never had any issues with people going different classes. There are usually only like 6 people on ever so that's probably why.