Oh my god guys you will never believe this, yesterday I literally woke up at 5pm, literally took a shit and then got out of bed. My stomach was making soo many noises because it was literally sooo hungry, so I literally stole my mom's car and drove to McDonald's, there was literally an old lady walking down the sidewalk so I literally hit that bitch my with moms car. Then I literally arrived at McDonald's and I saw a black guy, OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I literally had never seen a black guy before oh my god! So as soon as I saw him I literally started being racist and guys he was soo angry after I told him about the crime statistics. He said he's literally angry with my racist behaviour and I literally told him, what you're gonna do? Call your dad?
That was it guys he got sooo angry he transformed into a type V gorilla and literally started smashing everything at McDonald's, it literally has gone wrong™. The manager came and literally kicked me in the ass so I literally flew out back to my mom's house guys this was so intense this literally happened at 3 am. 😭😭🏡😱😱

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Originally posted by BudaMan:

Dacia Logan

Why?

Mine's a 1996 Audi 80, because I drive one :D