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ScaG 14 Jan, 2017 @ 11:08am
Guide: How to make friends.
This is a guide for normal people and degenerates alike, 30% of the time works everytime.
I shall give tips and tricks of what to do and not to do when befriending someone over the interwebs.

When adding friends.
1. Don't look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
:td_Hazard:This step may be hard to overcome for some of you, but it is quite a simple process. All you have to do is remove all the weird ♥♥♥♥ from your profile, which is sorted top to bottom by importance:
- If you have your sexuality written somewhere on your profile, remove the text, you will only show that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and lets be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honest, if you want to meet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, go get grindr or some ♥♥♥♥, if you're pansexual/trans/apache, nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥ who you're interested in, you're making friends, not sex buddies.
- Don't look too desperate. This is important, if you have a line that says "Im lonely pls add me, im about to commit suicide." then go the ♥♥♥♥ ahead and ♥♥♥, nobody wants to talk with a person that is so desperate that they'll commit suicide.
- Random quotes. Who gives a single ♥♥♥♥ about what edgy quotes you have on your profile? If you want to be edgy, go ahead, that ♥♥♥♥ will go away in a few years, and after that, you'll be embarrased for the rest of your short life.
- Life problems. If you show that you have problems IRL, you're showing your weakspots, you're on the internet for christ's sake, don't do that, if anything it'll backfire and everyone will make fun of you.

2. Do not start a conversation with weird ♥♥♥♥.
:td_Hazard: While common sense is OBVIOUSLY not your strongest suite, i must recommend not to write people how gay you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are.
Example:
You(♥♥♥♥♥♥)- Hello, im a trans pansexual boy and i like it up the ass
Normal guy #1- end yourself.

This example shows, how being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥(like the most of you) and openly showing it in one of the first messages to a person, will not keep the flow of the conversation going. Altho you're probably too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate to keep it to yourselves.

3. Have common sense
This one seems to be too hard for you lot, but i'll keep it simple: If a person doesn't want to talk to you when you told them that you are indeed a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, they will not respond. Don't spam your gay fantasy novel quotes and go drink some bleach.

4. Keep it simple.
Steam, first and foremost, is a gaming platform, for the first month or so, keep your conversations tied to video games, and not what kind of dog you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ today, furries.

5. PLAY THE SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME
This is BY FAR the easiest thing to do when you want to make an internet friend:
-Start up a multiplayer game (preferably with a server list or smth).
-Join a server.
-Use the chat to start a conversation with random people. (preferably the sane ones unlike you, and whoever seems to be a regular in that server)
-Keep the chat about the game.
-Become a regular player of the server yourself.
-Interact with the same people for a while.
-Add them to your friends list.
-????
-Profit.

When being added/asking to be added
1. Don't make ridiculous requirements
People aren't looking for a job. Why the ♥♥♥♥ are you making requirements anyway? If anything people will ignore you. Max 100 friends? What if I am a trader? I'm bound to have more friends because I interact more than you degenerate scum. Must have daily conversations for 5/10/15 minutes? Do you even have a brain? Some people have jobs/exams/IRL ♥♥♥♥ to do, maybe they can't make it there one day? And how about you? Why aren't YOU TRYING TO IMPROVE YOURSELF TO KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING FOR 10 MINUTES? If you weren't an autistic ♥♥♥♥, you'd realise that you're as much responsible for the conversation as is the other person.
2. Read the first point of "When adding friends".
I'm pretty certain that you didn't get it the first time, so I'll just repeat it, NOONE WILL ADD A FURRY WHO IS A PANSEXUAL TO HIS OWN FRIEND LIST (unless you want to make friends with the garbage of society such as yourselves)
3. Stop spamming
Don't spam the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noticeboard with your desperation "hurr durr add me plox", If there is someone who wants to actualy add people, they will see your message.

TL;DR - DONT BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
xd
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Skrem 15 Jan, 2017 @ 12:19pm 
great meme
Illusion 17 Jan, 2017 @ 2:51am 
Thanks, being a degenerate scum myself, I now know how to make friends on the interwebz. I rate this 9/11 for the helpful advice.
Gebba 17 Jan, 2017 @ 8:22pm 
I didn't expect to be so normal when I have a certificate that says I'm dysfunctional lmfao, and more ironically, socially inept is what it is more or less.

I seriously have no idea how some people appear to be constantly seeking and outright spamming for friends yet at the same time manage to be so disinterested or full of themselves. It's come to the point where i've started to ignore lots of people in general and lost interest myself for socialising, since nobody appears to be capable of doing so. I can't do all the work myself after, and i lose my patience quickly these days.

Then again most people seem to treat this group as a dating site to be honest, just say you look for friends to avoid actually looking too desperate :emofdr:
tequila 18 Jan, 2017 @ 9:59pm 
Thanks, helped a lot :wnembarrassed:
Shank 21 Jan, 2017 @ 2:14am 
how rude ;w;
//emilia 23 Jan, 2017 @ 11:52am 
thnx i will hav so mnny freinds now thxn
WAAAGH! 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:40pm 
AWESOME GUIDE 10 out of 10 !!! :ss13ok:
Raichuu 1 Feb, 2017 @ 3:54am 
This is pretty much what I told so many people that fit into this kind of profile.
Good job +1
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