Do you like and or have a cat? i don’t mind cats, don’t have one

Woof! indeed.

Your favorite class to play, and your least favorite weapon for that class to use? medic, and i hate the vita saw and the overdose

Pair-of-ducks, is medic actually your main? yus. but i used to main sniper which is why i have so much expensive sniper ♥♥♥♥

What do you hate most in tf2? uh i guess it gets boring fast¿

Dream unusual? don’t really have a “dream” unusual, but i wouldn’t mind a scorching nunhood

How you came up with your name? it all started when i played WoW and i thought “paradox” was a cool word, but someone had already taken that name soo i named myself Paradocks. The underscore i copied from Jeb_, one of the creators of minecraft cuz i was really into that when i was younger. the name has kinda just stuck.

Did you know ferrets are strict carnivores? uh, no

What do you do if me (a scout) was spamming medic from all the way across the map from you? i’d just ignore you lol. you want heals? you come to me, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Most expensive item you own? uhhhh maybe my collectors professional killstreak tribalman’s shiv, or strange pro ks medi gun or i guess really just anything from the first 50 slots of my bp

Can you give a two-minute presentation on how to give a two-minute presentation on how to give a lecture on how to mass produce 'how to tie a tie-dyed tie' ties? nope.

Boobs or butts? wynaut both

What was the worst trade you ever made? can’t think of anything too horrible, but back in my f2p days, i gave someone 2 keys for a 2 ref item lol.

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE AND TURTELZ? (not in that order) whut.

Are you sexually attracted to tables? whut.

How to make paradock? whut.

When did you start playing tf2, when did you premium, and how much have you spent on the mann co store? I started playing tf2 on Dec 17th, 2013. i went premium not too long after that. i prefer the SCM over the store, and then marketplace.tf over the SCM… soooo not much. i just buy TOD tickets there sometimes. so i dunno.

What is your favorite medi-gun, and why? stock cuz it’s the most reliable. you can get outta nasty situations, you can easily destroy engie nests, and more. if you have a decent team, a stock medi gun can win you the game. kritzkrieg is a close second though.

What is the best medi gun in your opinion. Also i would like to have some one on one training with a good medic. Could i contact you? kinda already answered. and uhhhh i guess? i don’t really play much anymore, so i may not be as good as you think~

Why is your name paradocks? cuz i felt like it

How do you poot a dispenser? cheeseburger. ps: you should really start giving me credit for that joke… XD

What's ur favorite band?(cause why not) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno. i mainly listen to punk and pop-punk or whatever, so any band that falls in that category¿

Do you own a pair of ducks? sadly no

Could you give me a hat~ well actually, maybe a cheap one? ill even “sign” it :3

What do you think is the best medic primary? i love the crusader’s crossbow, but thats just me.

Which was the worst trouble you got in a match? since you asked for both games:
cs:go - i threw a smoke when i meant to throw a flash and wound up smoking out my entire team, which resulted in us losing the match 15-16. no happy ending there...
tf2 - ive gotten into a few situations as medic, like when my pocket dies cuz they suck and i have to get out on my own. i freak out, but manage to kill the 2 or 3 guys chasing me every time Cx

In one word, describe your playstyle in TF2. sexy.

Guys or gals? gals~

Bonus ducks or teleported bread? bonus duckssss

Heard of stein gates? uh you mean steins;gate?

Do you <3 us? i <3 everyone, yea~

Where does your username come from? my head…

What was your first strange weapon? crit-a-cola

And your first ever weapon? other than stock, first weapon i ever used was spy-cicle

In your opinion, what’s better; huntsman or rifle? i personally prefer the rifle, but i like them both for different situations

Can i habe ♥♥♥♥ pls? just cuz you spelled poorly, I’m gonna give you a solid no.

How/when did you first find scrap.tf and what made you start raffling? i made my scrap.tf account on august 16th, 2014. started raffling late 2014 to early 2015, can’t remember. and i honestly have no idea why i started. (honestly don’t know why i continued either lol)

How can i increase chances of winning this raffle? you can’t. it ended.

What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything? uh 42, right?

What is your horrible nightmare? hard to explain unless you know me irl. which you (most likely) do not :P

How do you get so many items?? I really don't have that many items, but I’ve been trading since summer of 2014. I make friends easily and they helped me get good trades. I’m also just naturally decent at finding good trades and negotiating, i dunno.

What is your favorite genre of music? like, punk. i dunno.

Do you like tea? I love tea :3

hi. hi

What’s a Dima? I feel like you should know this one lol, and i could go on and on… buuutt in short: a Dima’s this weird-ass purple wolf thing that has the compulsive desire to be overly generous and give away all its items. :P also a big fan of cuddles

Why did you become a donor? uh tbh i think i just wanted the perks, but now i donate cuz i <3 the site~

How many is 1 equal by 0? whut.

The chicken or the egg? the rooster~

How to divide by 0? you can’t. its undefined. gawd, learn math.

How are you doing today :)? I’m doing just fine, thanks for asking :)

According to your picture, are you a medic ‘main’ if so, tips? yea i do main medic. tips: practice. practice. practice. practice. thats about it i guess. im really not that good...

Which tf2 class do you like the least and why? heavy for being a slow-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

How can i get keys in tf2? trade your kidney for them.

Do you wish to learn more about our lord and savior Great Gibus? nopee~

TF2 or overwatch? Overwatch looks cool, but ill always love tf2. ill get back to you on that after overwatch is released

Do you like me? yus

How do i throw apples as austrailian sharpshooter? aimbot.

Why can’t i come up with good question? same reason i can’t think of a witty answer

Do you like fried chicken? yus

What are your top 3 favorite classes? medic, sniper, spy

Ok, Weaponless Assassin, you asked a lot of questions that didn’t really have answers soo… yea. sorry.

Why does one ask to be questioned? i dunno~