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B: Hi, i want to buy your moderate valued item that currently sells worse than crates for 3 times its price using a method that solves the most annoying flaw the steam trading system currently has (Note: selling virtual items for real world money in a safe way) using a rarely used method almost no one knows about.
S: Oh cool, can you show me a proof how it works?
B: I have traded with admins before (Note: notice the generalized use of the word "admins", no further classification of what these admins administer, e.g. private minecraft server, website of pictures from last vacation, the LAN of his parents house) but i forgot to take any screenshots. I also cant ask them to give you proof that this happened because i dont have them on my friends list anymore and i can't add them because their friends list is always full (Note: yes, the friends list of EVERY admin he has traded with is ALWAYS full)
S: Hmm, well, can you go first then?
B: Sorry i cant because i have ovah 9000 tons more rep than you (Note: too bad the seller didnt ask for the source of the rep, otherwise we probably could eye witness that all his rep was posted on a now closed website or on his steam wall that he had to erase because it was too full)
S: Im trying to get some info about your method, hold on
B: Plox, ploooooxxxxx, i swear to the big milky tits of my mum that do not only feed me well but also my 10 little brothers that i will not scam you or anything (Note: notice the use of "or anything" to extend his reliability by magnitudes), i even give you 100% Money Back Guarantee™
Seriously, everyone who needs to think about if this is a scam after looking at these screenshots (and especially after reading my summary ;)) should ask Valve for a trade ban to protect themselves.