LOOK AT THIS.
QUICK.
SOMEONE TEACH HIM TO BE LESS OBVIOUS.
https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/groups/tf2outpost/discussions/0/864956554705697741/

Am I wrong in saying that the only crates that explicitly contain these items are 23, 21, 10, and 1?

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/7505124#/28134902
Trader is basically saying"<heavy exhalation> I'll trade you my <inhales> clean <cough> AWPerrrr Hand for your <clears throat> Genuine AWPer Hand, or the best offer <coughing fit>."

I've never seen anything so stupid.

Originally posted by Silverfuck:

They won't pust Loose cannon nor Original. Original because it's a reskin, and the loose cannon cause it's too new. Plus, they won't put more than 5 items (without counting unusuals) in the crate.

Note aside: wouldn't it be funny to open a crate 30 (worth more than 1 buds right now) and get a N&B Batters Helm or some shit like that, worth less than the crate? xD

Original isn't a reskin; the damage effect and travel speed are both the same but the rocket fires from the center of the soldier as opposed to firing from above his right shoulder. It's almost a reskin but it still has this one tweak.

Here is a list of stuff I want to see in crate #50.

STRANGE FLYING GUILLOTINE.
STRANGE RED TAPE RECORDER.
STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR.
STRANGE POMSON.
STRANGE LOOSE CANNON.
STRANGE STRANGE ORIGINAL.

I put strange phlog in the list because it doesn't exist and I think it would piss people off even more than the normal phlog does. Also I think it should count mmmmph deployments. I don't even use phlog, I just know I rage whenever I get killed by one.

Also sniper probably needs some new weapons since I think all of his are available as stranges in some form or another.

Also I put original in there because if they do strange phlog and strange pomson then they really can't put a strange cowmangler or righteous bison in there, can they? IDK. I'd really like to see a Strange Cowmangler, and Strange Righteous Bison, but how many people want to see a Dr. Gordbort's Salvaged Crate?

So do you think I'm getting ridiculous here... listing too many payment methods?

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/7726135

This is my current trade. IDK if I'm getting too complicated. I've worked in retail a lot and this isn't the most complicated promotion I've ever seen.

Originally posted by Xile{t}:

if they post abuse without reading the notes you can report them ;)

you can also search for people selling a dirty attendant, if you go to the search as normal, add an attendant on the left, then select it, click the little green '+' under the search boxes and select Craftable: no

hope that helps :D

Thats cool to know and I'll check it out once maintenance is done, and thank you for the info.

My bigger problem is I recently sort of cashed out my surplus of more desirable items acquiring Super Meat Boy, and Civ V. With my current BP I have things people MAY want and I've gone back to advertising as opposed to actively soliciting... Thats why I'm so bummed out that I can't ask for uncraftables :/

Obviously offering someone DOTA 2 giftable copies is basically openly questioning their intelligence, but what else should someone never do?

I recently had someone bawl me out because I was asking for a reclaimed metal for crate #55, they didn't offer anything they just insulted me and my trade history (nerdy bullshit imo). Anyway, are there a lot of crazy people on here or am I really being a jerk by asking for backpack and spreadsheet prices?

Originally posted by Xile{t}:

as far as I know you can't, you'll have to put in the notes what you're looking for.

-_- ok, I've already done this. I guess thats the best I can do. I just hope people read the notes instead of flaming me with stuff like "omg attendant is worth 3 refined and you offer less than half of that!"