We’ve gathered here today to appreciate one another’s talents, both in what some would refer to as ‘real’ life, and here--where we all retreat to pursue completely different callings from the ones we seek on a standard day by day basis.

Wether you have a dungeon to defend, a castle to loot, or just feel like swinging a couple rounds in the Aperture Laboratories, we’re your team, that life long companion, your personal mechanic, that person you're stuck with during the apocalypse, your navigation system, your support and stability group, your lover, your fan club... all in one! How does that sound? A bit much?

Be warned before you invest, humility may or may not be ensued. We are pranksters after all. Though, you will need to prepare for nights full of laughs, life long friends, and some pretty damn good times. That is guaranteed.

Now that everything has been said and done, let the games begin.

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More official sounding subtext later to come. For now, use that imagination we all know and love.
Any questions? Suggestions? Feel free to contact an officer.


Cheers.