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Goop 16 Mar @ 8:13pm 
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emil 12 Mar @ 12:47pm 
We had a golf plan together, but you still haven't confirmed when. I believe you might have forgotten.
emil 11 Mar @ 8:57pm 
I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quill-y ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my [censored :steamfacepalm:]. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too
emil 11 Mar @ 7:54pm 
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Goop 7 Mar @ 11:59pm 
the new Steam product has arrived it is Steam Broccoli are you hype or what
Jyrki ␇ 2 Mar @ 10:56am 
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Jyrki ␇ 1 Mar @ 11:48pm 
is this thing on?
dr freeball 1 Mar @ 8:31am 
✅Guys....Here is my new gameplay from Halo 4. If you really like it, Consider to rate it because it took a lot of effort to make this and if don't like or even don't like these comment to your profile feel free to ignore it or delete.

⏫Love you guys💝

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Sandwich 1 Mar @ 7:01am 
+rep I love your profile :csgohelmet:
eojii 1 Mar @ 1:10am 
CHINESE BACKWOOD HACK 英雄联盟 SECRET BLUNT TECHNIQUE 英雄联盟英雄联盟 ANCIENT KUSH KNOWLEDGE 英雄联盟 40 BLUNTS ROLLED IN 20 SECOND
Indie 28 Feb @ 10:41pm 
you are so cool :O
kelci 17 Feb @ 12:38pm 
±rep randomly friended me after i left weird messages (this happened on a timescale of several months because i'm rarely on Steam these days)
emil 14 Feb @ 3:14am 
#速度与激情9#
早上好中国
现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋
但是《速度与激情9》比冰激淋……

🍦
emil 14 Feb @ 3:12am 
HEY, ANON… CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT… DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE TANKS?
HEH-HЕH… I KNEW IT! YOU KNOW THAT TANKS ARE FOR GIRLS, RIGHT? WON'T YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IF THEY FIND OUT?
OH, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL THEM… BUT IT'LL COST YOU. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUTED AS A SISSY TANK- LOVER, YOU'LL HAVE TO BUILD TANK MODELS WITH ME EVERY WEEK FROM NOW ON!
I'LL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND.
emil 14 Feb @ 2:32am 
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Goop 13 Jan @ 9:00pm 
feng shui GENIUS oragami blunt technique wrap folds into a bird and you fly away
Goop 10 Jan @ 3:58pm 
Bonne Maman: The Seasonal Cookbook came out in 2011, 10 days before you joined Steam

I think there's a reason behind this
brady 9 Jan @ 6:07pm 
Why did we join steam on the same exact day in 2011
Goop 6 Jan @ 10:47pm 
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Goop 28 Dec, 2025 @ 6:01pm 
use your Audio Technica AT-SB727 Sound Burger to play HIGH FODMAP
emil 28 Dec, 2025 @ 10:55am 
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canid 27 Dec, 2025 @ 7:21pm 
do yall got lap tops
Goop 27 Dec, 2025 @ 12:49pm 
qwertyuiop asdfghjkjl zxcvbnm

that's what I think personally
emil 26 Dec, 2025 @ 10:36pm 
Love teaming up for games :steamsalty: ,
Love shopping with friends :papyrus: ,
Love running alone :summer2019hare: ,
Love looping music :summer2019horn: ,
Love reading quietly :summercat2023:
doomed user 26 Dec, 2025 @ 4:55pm 
this is The coyote of all time
Goop 23 Dec, 2025 @ 12:57pm 
listening to low FODMAP music
MacDaddyMcFlurry 19 Dec, 2025 @ 1:12pm 
Hahahaha hell yeah
coyotes 18 Dec, 2025 @ 8:28pm 
i wish you could've heard my laugh watching the loot reveal one at a time off you guys
MacDaddyMcFlurry 18 Dec, 2025 @ 8:22pm 
enjoy the light ammo
CrossFrequency 16 Dec, 2025 @ 1:09pm 
Happy Holidays <3
Goop 15 Dec, 2025 @ 5:45pm 
she who has vitamin watered
feeding mid 30 Nov, 2025 @ 9:13pm 
I am an elite procrastinator. When I'm not busy, it's gaming time. If you find me on a game with you, I'll be friendly, if you are too.
Goop 29 Nov, 2025 @ 7:14pm 
Welcome to the SteanCornmunity thanks and Have Fun
Goop 27 Nov, 2025 @ 5:11pm 
Tony Hawk: Most Wanted (2005 video game)
B0nkers 26 Nov, 2025 @ 4:33pm 
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
emil 23 Nov, 2025 @ 10:51am 
I began refusing hens cooked with inferior processes. I interrogated waiters, then chose salmon when their answers failed to satisfy me. I ruined family dinners, get togethers with friends, and the office potluck. I simply could not eat chicken cooked by barbarians who failed to spatchcock it. A single bite from a piece of chicken that failed to impart the juicy, extravagant flavor of a spatchcocked bird would send me into an aggressive rant which often ended in tears.

I write this, alone, from a basement apartment with the juices of a properly spatchcocked chicken rolling down my chin. I simply cannot - nay, will not - accept a boring existence outside of the spatchcock lifestyle.

Heed my cautionary tale.
emil 23 Nov, 2025 @ 10:51am 
I used to be happy, healthy, and social. I had a family, I had friends. Until that dark day when my wife asked me to spatchcock a chicken for a recipe. I had never heard of it before.

As I ripped the backbone out of this flightless bird and smashed its pelvis into flat submission with my fist, I had no idea what this revelation would do to me.

For I could never eat any other chicken again. I demanded that all chicken be as absurdly juicy and perfectly cooked as a spatchcocked bird. I accepted nothing less than the tender, perfectly mouthwatering meat of a dead, spineless, spatchcocked hen.
Goop 18 Nov, 2025 @ 10:25pm 
Girl, get your calcium, potassium Magnesium Chloride on and GAME!!!

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, vitamin D, or iron
jaetq65526 15 Nov, 2025 @ 10:18pm 
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J.T. 12 Nov, 2025 @ 7:27pm 
pp
emil 6 Nov, 2025 @ 1:23am 
I hate it when people are like: “DON'T BLOW YOUR VAPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY” like ♥♥♥♥♥ first of all it’s not smoke it’s like some other ♥♥♥♥, plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe😂
emil 6 Nov, 2025 @ 1:22am 
A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the sea's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?
Goop 2 Nov, 2025 @ 10:46pm 
this is me telling you to buy more faux plants and do more gay lights
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←暗恋[47b·me]幺.勺girl 30 Oct, 2025 @ 9:45am 
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feeding mid 29 Oct, 2025 @ 5:49pm 
its your ISP calling
Goop 27 Oct, 2025 @ 2:47pm 
proud owner of a gay lazy cat that Hates Monday and Loves Lazagna. his name is Jerry and there is no other cat on earth or in fiction like him 😔
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