Recent reviews by T Dawg

The company are actively targetting singleplayer mods under the guise of protecting their precious multiplayer, because all they want is more money. Do not buy this game. Do not support it. Do not let TakeTwo get away with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over their players and the community.

Pfft... Who needs optimisation?

THIS IS NOT A SPORTS GAME. THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO I'VE INTRODUCED TO THIS GAME FORCEFULLY IS UNHEARD OF (all of which have enjoyed it) AFTER THEY REFUSED TO PLAY IT CAUSE EWWWWW FOOTBALL. I hate football, I love this game. People just don't understand, I know what's best for them better than they do.
Also connectivity problems have been completely and utterly fixed... thank ♥♥♥♥


Old review:
"Every other game in existance = Good Connection, can play online effectively.
Rocket League = TERRIBLE CONNECTION, NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY ONLINE"

Good. Let's play god.

Good. Amazing story and the occasional challenging puzzle.

Overrated. Nothing more than a glorified tamagotchi.

You'll waste your life telling this thing what to do, seemingly in complete control over your little sims, trapping them in a room and watching them wither and die slowly whenever they displease you. You are not the one controlling their lives. You're rushing to fulfill their every need and wim. After hours and hours of gameplay you'll realise you are not the one in control, you are not playing the game, the game is playing you.

Decent. Original's better.

Good. Reminds me of home.

Good. Valve game = Valve quality.

I dreamt of shapes for about a week after this.