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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.7 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
the shaders take multiple hours/days to build on an i9-13900k and rtx 4090. years of updates and fixes and yet you cant fix that?
Posted 15 October, 2024.
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1.7 hrs on record
the story this game tells is beautiful, and yet another layer is added after finding out who coda really is (you will not be told in-game)
Posted 28 June, 2024. Last edited 16 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
crashes out of no where and even crashed my system and corrupted a few config files for some games and other things. im running this game on a 4090 btw i shouldnt have to worry about any of these things
edit: also weak ass ending, would've been much better without a boring bossfight and weird techno music
Posted 18 May, 2024. Last edited 24 May, 2024.
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27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Pros: looks great, super fun, mostly faithful as a remaster, new way to play a valve game
Cons: disgustingly high-end hardware requirements, frequent crashes, requires DLSS to run above 60fps, even on the highest performing publicly available GPU, many assets are not properly optimized if at all, and there was no work done for optimization at all other than a few minor models
NOTE: I'm running the game on an RTX 4090 with an i9-13900k, so performance doesn't impact me much. if you don't have an rtx 4080+ and an i9 CPU, you probably shouldn't try to run the game if you want to keep your PSU unexploded
Posted 1 May, 2024. Last edited 15 May, 2024.
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9.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
haha gun go bOOM
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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41.5 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
delete the french, then a 10/10
Posted 21 January, 2024. Last edited 10 June, 2024.
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819.2 hrs on record (692.7 hrs at review time)
It's okay.
Posted 10 August, 2023. Last edited 5 October, 2024.
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90.9 hrs on record (89.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
unique art style and masterfully crafted gameplay
will update review when game fully releases, not touching it until then.
Posted 20 May, 2023. Last edited 4 January.
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551.1 hrs on record (499.0 hrs at review time)
it's cool
Posted 9 April, 2023. Last edited 13 June.
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