I don't want to risk the smaller cylinder getting damaged

Pliers.

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

He looks like the Danny Devito's penguin but not sexy

Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Don't say boob without the last b. Scariest ♥♥♥♥ ever

my african american

She call my ♥♥♥♥ Portal (2007) because the comedy aspect more than makes up for how unusually short it is

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

Hope your doing well, ♥♥♥♥♥ crazy yo

here's the good news : we all have done evil in our life and the punishment for our sins (lies, hatred, unclean thoughts, +) is hell, but Jesus took the punishment we deserved and rose again to save us from hell and offers us everlasting life!

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Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another ♥♥♥♥♥ pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want?

How can i, a white boy, look and act more black and ghetto without it being racist?

So like ya fr like ya im a white boy and ♥♥♥♥ and nah i aint wven act white no cap so i aint really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the white kids at my school and black kids aint want me either cuss well im a white boy ♥♥♥♥ lol LOL. Idk bruh i been wanting to get braids or dreds and wear durags and ♥♥♥♥ and so many times in my life i felt like saying the nword but i had to use ♥♥♥♥ like bruh or ♥♥♥♥♥ or homie instead like nah fr i just feel black and ♥♥♥♥ u feel me im more black than white and i think i have a little black in me too i never took a dna test to find out tho haha so ya, is there any medicine i can take to become black?

Are you winning son?
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I love femboys. There's just something about them, I always thought I was totally straight until I saw a pair of succulent femboy thighs. It's shocking that a guy could be so hot, like really. The first true femboy I saw was a shrine maiden by the name of Mishiro. He's so cute that I couldn't resist. My heterosexuality was stolen from me because I have an innate love for femininity, I wish femboys were more common. My life would be infinitely better if I could be with a powerbottom femboy. Anyone else get what I'm talking about?

If you couldn't tell, it's a trap.

He likes his milk with ice

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naruto has summon you join in his ninja group!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja group and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

hello im Starborg this is my Profile i like playing with friends for fun
im sometimes in a mood to play with friends i mostly use Discord so keep in mind to Discord call me if you want, Anyways i play terraria(with friends im looking for more to play with) DotA 2 and a bunch of games if you check the games i have you may asked "Starborg did you quit TF2?" no not really though im not coming back till they make a fun update or you know make a game changing update so yeah you can talk to me if you want to play with or your just desperater idk :/ so then i have old friends and newest friends and strangly i have some very annoying friends like Ratchet carlovonsexronturtle(he changed his name so idk what it is) and Panda Carlo's Friends anyways yeah i may change my profile into whatever i am but look into my summary so you can get the idea who am i,so if you want to play with me let me know Kapesh?, K

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Notice me senpai~~~

my ♥♥♥♥♥

when will you be on again
been hoping we could play gcin again

♥♥♥♥♥♥ hetero.

I sexually identify as a freshly baked toast, and dream one day someone with butter me till I'm all soggy. :3

i really like that profile picture of yours :D

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