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1 person found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record
Game uses like 50-70% on the cpu at times.

Makes me think they're running a miner
Posted 24 December, 2019.
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1,136.0 hrs on record
keeps force downloading me workshop trash even if i don't have the game installed
Posted 14 December, 2019.
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1,605.1 hrs on record
Got pissed at the game because of ♥♥♥♥ tier new mechanics.

Kuva Lich has really dumb rng and grind especially if you want to farm after the first weapon.
Even relics seem better then the whole kuva lich system:
You just go in get a few relics and then use them in a different mission that may or may not drop the parts you need,
and if you really need the ♥♥♥♥ from the relics then you can sell some pointless ♥♥♥♥ for platinum at abnormal prices and buy the the relic drops on some online market (trading is good enough in this game so you can't really get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over)
Also when they teased failjacks and liches back in tennocon 2019, ♥♥♥♥ was definitely way better. Liches were these cool grand nemesis that get their own huge space ships that if you want to bring them down and the lich you need help from others in different type missions. But then kuva lich actually realleases in like october and you get this derpy ass filler dissapointment filled with bugs and not thought-trough mechanics. They even abandoned the whole kuva lich idea before the release of failjacks/empyrean.

Failjack is not even better, just some dumb arcade/mobile game to do while the main game gets boring.
♥♥♥♥ didn't even release in a somewhat polished state.
One of the worst parts is that they sponsor some random no name "content creators" on twitch and youtube to play failjack, they don't even know what they're getting into, and the viewers are just aborbing it as some "haha funny bugs and moments, looks fun".
Next they release some patches that fix/brake the failjacks at the same time and abandon warframe before christmass.
Also i hate how alot of warframe players also blindly absorbed failjack as "wow so cool so different so fun i like", ♥♥♥♥♥ literally a bootleg of guns of icarus that no one plays.

And don't you guys dare to mention some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ open beta on the terms of service which barely anyone reads.
This game has been pulling open beta/early access for years with really no improvement but just extra "mastery fodder" weapons/warframes there,bunch of skins the players make for the game, a quest there and there, reworks for pointless ♥♥♥♥, half assed big updates which most of the time get abandoned and then the new content gets "worked on" so players blindly consume and absorbit while spending money.

If there wasn't ♥♥♥♥ like prime time and dev time,where DE interacts with the players, then definitely people wouldn't defend this company/game as much, even then people only watch that ♥♥♥♥ for drops, and new ♥♥♥♥ to consume.
Posted 22 November, 2018. Last edited 21 January, 2020.
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76.5 hrs on record (73.1 hrs at review time)
i like when little kids argue with each other
Posted 25 November, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
This game makes me think of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese cash grab mobile games, and it's defineatly made like one but just shat out on pc.
Posted 25 August, 2017.
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67.5 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
this game is sexy as ♥♥♥♥
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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0.4 hrs on record
Connection to the host has been lost or some burgundia ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 25 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
17.0 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Is it really worth to buy. Personally i got bored quickly of this game and found myself uninstalling it because i didn't play it.
Posted 20 June, 2016.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
My dream of fapping to a little loli elsa and playing candy crush has come alive. /222/10
Posted 19 September, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
24.3 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
From my exprience, i've had zero crashes, but i could complain MAYBE on the performance because at the lowest settings possible i'm getting 20-30 fps (But it's still kinda playable for me)

Personally i think this game is alot better then the Dark Souls games.

I don't know why are people calling this hard and Dark Souls "Fair", you just simply figure out the enemys and boom, everything is mostly managable.

I personally would like to see a sequal and i'm recommending this game.
Posted 14 June, 2015.
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