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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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14.1 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
boss fights are complete garbage, they ruined it, you won't finish the game unless you lower the difficulty

edit: after lowering the difficulty, I have beat the game, however I will be leaving my review negative purely because needing to lower the difficulty to make the bosses actually beatable is inexcusable, either the bosses should be patched to deal less damage on normal difficulty, or this game shouldn't be sold
Posted 28 March. Last edited 3 April.
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8.8 hrs on record
too much sweat don't bother if you're a noob with outright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand-eye coordination and horrible reflexes like me I genuinely hate this game
Posted 21 December, 2023. Last edited 21 December, 2023.
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130.7 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool
Posted 13 December, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
we are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back
Posted 1 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.8 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
awesome game would've been A plus but that last level was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage in terms of gameplay that this game is terrible actually breen can stick his combine portal up his ass, F ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minus, half life 3 better have levels that don't leave me wondering where the hell I'm supposed to go, make the level's path ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obvious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 19 May, 2022.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
remove trash carbine and op bat (one-hit melee kill weapons are h*m*sexual) thank you
Posted 27 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I ain't gonna lie this is probably one of the only few negative reviews you're gonna see about this game, but even then I don't outright hate it, its just a couple features that made this game unplayable if only for me at least

the GOTdamb

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if you can even call it that, is outright unusable, this game consistently fools me into thinking I can use the hook at a farther distance that the game actually allows, if they just showed a distance number under the reticle or something instead of a small blue arrow that doesn't stand out nearly enough from the environment (and if you are in usable range the arrow just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ VANISHES like I'm gonna notice against the bright blue glowing platforms and scenery)

idk man if the devs just added a distance number that you can choose to enable in the settings so it's not in the way for people that don't want it, I'd actually re-buy

also make the hook visibly and noticeably fail when it doesn't attach to anything dammit it looks the exact same when you attach or don't attach and that tricks me too for ♥♥♥♥'s sakes
Posted 1 January, 2022. Last edited 1 January, 2022.
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44.3 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 2 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
damn all that gameplay on youtube looks fun as hell, too bad the ♥♥♥♥-eating programmers over at 505 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate me specifically or something because they pulled a bethesda and made the game not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work without me having to heavily edit some really advanced settings on my pc, imagine putting out a game that needs the user to be an IT expert instead of just making just making it work from the get-go

if Activision can make an entirely functional Call Of Duty game FOR YOUR PHONE then 505 has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse for making control crash in the first cutscene on a normal pc, best part is that all the fixes I could find online didn't even work, so nope, not a single second of gameplay for me, thanks 505, I hope you all genuinely suffer for the frustration you've given me
Posted 24 November, 2020. Last edited 24 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
yeah ♥♥♥♥ the dash ability, the dash ability is flaccid and weak, don't expect to actually be able to dodge bullets until it gets upgraded further in the game, which won't happen unless you get a lucky run
Posted 21 November, 2020.
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