Life is a ♥♥♥♥♥, then you die. Happiness is fleeting, suffering lasts. Everyone you ever loved will leave either you or the world. Alles wird besser, nichts wird wieder gut. (Everything improves, only it'll never be as good as it once was)

But aside from that, the beer is cold, the currywurst is hot, the guys are good looking, the girls are affectionate, and the weather is occasionally fantastic. Life can be much worse than this. Now pour yourself a cold one and let's be glum together before the nuclear plants kill us all.