Recent reviews by Dirty Dan

Didn't care for it.
Maybe I'm just a scrub, but I kept getting my ass kicked a few levels in.

I don't get it.

Not bad. The fishing and dredging mini-games are pretty repetitive, but the small amount of exploring inbetween breaks it up just enough to not get tedious.

Story isn't super in depth, make sure to read all the notes you find otherwise you'll be completely lost when the "plot" happens at the end.

Vampire Survivors: Waifu Edition.



Senzawa when?

Really wish they wouldn't have taken over a week to get. I already beat and uninstalled the game before the code arrived in my email.

Not a bad way to spend $3.

The first time I played this game it was on Internet Explorer while I was making about $120 an hour of overtime (or $2.00 a minute).

I probably made close to $5000 playing this game on and off over the course of a week, essentially performing fire watch for my company while everyone else was on Christmas Break.

11/10 game of the decade.

Wtf I don't even have the option of secure boot.
You just stole my game.

Took over a year, but it's finally a complete game worth buying.

Frictional Games really hit it out of the park with this one.

The environments are very well done. I was excited to explore a new location other than the usual dark and damp spaces brought by the Amnesia and Penumbra games. They handled the futuristic sci-fi setting very well.

The story is both engaging and haunting, at several points throughout the story I was questioning my existence and humanity. The game faced me with several scenes/decisions that made me uncomfortable to the point of not wanting to proceed. Not in a brutal or gory way, but in a way that left me in a state of moral ambiguity, questioning whether or not I had made the right choice.

Without giving any spoilers, the conclusion of this game is my favorite type of ending.
It's the type that sticks with you.
The type that makes you think, even weeks after you've completed it.
It makes want to recommend it to all your friends, hoping that they can have the same experience as you.