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25.6 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
still new to rogue like deckbuilders, but this feels like a really solid start.
It's a good cross between tower defense and your typical deck builder, the mechanics feel tight and the balance feels great.
Theres a bit of a ceiling though to what you can all do, even though I feel like I haven't seen it all. I've already found my preferred way to play (repeatedly throw cheapo spells and trigger off of that).

all in all though, great game. Awesome sound track. story is... eh.
9.5 / 10
Posted 1 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is the greatest game ever.
it is dead ass the darksouls of mario.
Like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls, that feel great when you master

I love the art style and everything about it, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it makes me rage uncontrollably.
Great game with friends. :)
Posted 27 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
If youre looking to work on content for your friends and community, it's at most alright. Compared to table top simulator, which is the only reason you're looking at this. It's not worth the switch.

It's a big money sink to get a group into this new game, and the tools and items simply aren't there to easily make content for them. If there was a way to easily convert TTS mods into this, I could recommend considering the jump. But for now its not worth it. Frankly I can't think of a single thing it did that felt substantially new. Besides maybe a slightly more robust editor for items.
Posted 11 February.
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171.8 hrs on record (149.1 hrs at review time)
This is the greatest game ever.
If you have fun being a raving ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your buddies, you will enjoy this game.
I play this game until I am too tired laughing.
Posted 24 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
there was a story, but I forgot about it. I just did the titty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
10/10
Posted 27 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.4 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You spend about 80% of the game waiting to be revived, you come back, then get blown up by a mine hidden inside a random prop with absolutley no idea it's there.

I have scrolled through so much porn "playing" this.
Posted 16 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
>:3
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I hate how the story is the only thing keeping me from refunding this.
Gameplay is a basic ♥♥♥♥♥ rhythem game, where you smash buttons to wail on someone.
Pretty mediocre, but the dialogue is 24 karot pure gold.

You know why you're playing this.
Posted 22 December, 2022.
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18.6 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's just a DMC Gunslinger first person hack.
It's pretty cool if you like arcadey shooters, plays like a smoother Doom Eternal. Without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ glory kills, and just that Rally system from bloodborne. It's pretty slick.
Posted 10 March, 2022.
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5.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
So I dunno if theres a point saying this, but it's like the exact opposite of what I said in my amid evil.
Great gameplay, kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ visually. Like theres some stylistic choices, some very cool stuff they do. but then like, hoo wow what the hell are you doing.

but man game feels great. Guns and all that are pretty gewd. Sept the pistols, what the ♥♥♥♥ why are the pistols so garbo. Please fix.
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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