Got any games on yo phone?

+REP, good teammate, great miss Pauling impression, went along with my Scout impression, overall genuinely goodhearted and funny person

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u aint a daddy >:(

+rep I guess they have gud memes?

+REP ACTUALLY cares for bad puns! #BestHumanEvr

Roses are red,
pizza sause is too,
i ordered a large, and
none of it is for you.

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Never reads chat

I was 14 years old. I loved Gaben so much. I had all the games and hats. I pray to Gaben every night, thanking him for the games I purchased. “Gaben is love” I say, “Gaben is life”. My sister walks in and calls me a nerd. I knew she was just jealous of the summer sales. I call her a peasant. She slaps me, and goes to Forever21. I’m using my computer now, and my face hurts. Something touches me; it’s Gaben! He whispers in my ear, “This is MY wallet.” He grabs my hands with his powerful gamer hands, and puts them on my keyboard. I’m ready. I spread my wallet for Gaben as he penetrates by funds.

It makes so much debt, but I do it for Gaben. I can feel my mortgage increasing and my library grows. It costs so much, but I do it for Gaben; I want to please Gaben. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games. My sister walks in. Gaben looks her in the eye and says, “It was worth the wait.” Gaben flies out through the computer screen. Gaben is love. Gaben is life.

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