Recent reviews by EstusBot

Amazing game, amazing art, music, scenery, everything. The bosses are engaging and intuitive, and then at the end they put a big stinky turd in front of you and tell you to eat it or you can't finish the game.

THe final boss of this game is the least polished, most unfair trashheap I've ever encountered. It's honestly like they hired a guy off Craigslist or Fiverr to make the final boss when compared to the rest of the game.

It's not classically difficult, it's not a get gud darksouls situation, Looking online, the main way to beat the final boss of this game is through exploiting or just getting lucky. What were the devs thinking?

I have come out the other side a changed man. God truly is not watching.

A perfect blend of SIGNALLIS and FIREWATCH, The story holds you at every moment, the environments comforting and draining at the same time. Anxiety, dread, hatred, despair.

We can fix this.

Fantastic Experience

Possibly one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. If you like hitting the enemy 46 times and being told you've gotten "critical hits" on them, then dying to a single retaliatory shot, this is the game for you.

Apparently the only people who play this game are real life ghosts of actual veteran WW2 tank crews, as nobody will ever miss you, not even a single time. The prospect of dying instantly after driving for 15 minutes in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clapped out starter tank is wonderful!

If you play this game you're a maso-sadist and you need to own up to it, or you are so drenched in autism that basic human interaction is crippling. I hate you all, the company that makes this game should be foreclosed by the bank.

Nissan and Subaru fight in this game, very good. throw a punch game!

lego

Log in to play some Halo:Reach Social games!

Notice I can't move using my mouse or WASD.

Go into settings to try to change the preferred control scheme and see it's greyed out.

Have to back out to the main menu to swap control schemes

Get banned for leaving a singular Social game....

Pretty dark, saw a few Souls i think?

This is the biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever had the misfortune of playing.

The AI is absolutely garbage, The game is janky, the controls barely exist, the menus are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHORE to work through.

How do people buy this game every single year unironically?

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