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It's like No Man's Sky, except 2D and with working multiplayer! Revolutionizing gameplay concepts such as:

-Collecting resources so you can upgrade your workstations, so you can move onto more hazardous planets to collect more resources!
-Silly quests that manage to bug out and spawn 10 cult groups in the same exact spot!
-Running around towns and scanning every single prop so you can get rid of the annoying main story marker!
-Exploring the exotic 'randomly generated' planets who differ in their tree types!
-Fight HP sponge bandits!
-Play minigames such as watering some crops or picking up due rent!

are going to bring you lots of fun and enjoyment for the first 5 hours. But, hey, look at the bright side. If you really want to enjoy the game, there are mods that change the progression system and make exploration a little more interesting.
For all that's worth.

Snarky.

Dance moves... give you no tactical advantage, whatsoever.
That was some fancy dancing. Pretty good.

Wear tracksuits. Run from unanimated wolves. Wear tracksuits. Wear pumas. Have a broken gun. Run from unanimated bears. Find some food. Eat some tracksuits. Get shot by some guys. Respawn. Wear tracksuits, have a broken gun. Fix your HUD. Die to unanimated wolves. Not refund gifts. Wear tracksuits. Be the cyka this world needs.

Shoot things. Get shot. Pick stuff up. Mutate. Fish can roll. (Not) Reach the nuclear throne. Die to a maggot. Die to yourself. Die to traps. Die to assassins. Generally die. Eat your weapon in excitement. Shoot your lazer. Walk into bullets. Get stomped by a jetpack wielding maniac. Attack a horrifying monster with a screwdriver. Buy the game. Realise you're pulling enemies towards you. Get the references. Run out of ammo. Did I mention dying to a assassins? Die to assassins. Buy the game. Get shanked by Y.V for not verifying. Baby baby blue ammo. Buy the game. Die immidiately after looping.

Get tacticool. Shoot people in the testicles. Explode tanks with a luger. Hunt whoever the "Grey Wolf" is supposed to be. Trip on your trip mines. Get shot a bunch. Throw bullets at germans. Get thrown at russians by guns in Soviet Russia. Get shot and die.

Kill your friends. Kill your friends some more. Sometimes kill enemies. Kill your friends.

Steal Sturmgewehrs, not take the ammo. Kidnap russians. Yell at your officer. Tell jokes about the italian army. Lower your settings. LOWER YOUR SETTINGS DAMN IT. Never complete the campaign. Quit the game and forget about it.

Beat up knights with a fork. Get banned because of your light armor. Not use a sword. Pretend that poleaxes are skillfull. Get shot in the face and die.