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Someday I'll join his life
I'll be his Weenie Wife
Hot dog, I love that Weenie Man!
Weenie weenie weenie on a bun bun bun
Pass the mustard and the relish too
Weenie weenie weenie on a bun bun bun
Pass the mustard and the ketchup too
Weenie weenie weenie on a bun bun bun
Every topping that you ever knew
Weenie weenie weenie on a bun bun bun
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna eat it with you
Roast 'em, toast 'em, stick them on a bun
Roast 'em, toast 'em, stick them on a bun
Roast 'em, toast 'em, stick them on a bun
Roast 'em, toast 'em, stick them on a bun
I know a Weenie Man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from hotdogs to buns, buns, buns, buns!
Someday I'll join his life
I'll be his Weenie Wife
Hot dog, I love that Weenie Man!
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from hotdogs to buns, buns, buns, buns!
Someday I'll join his life
I'll be his Weenie Wife
Hot dog, I love that Weenie Man!
I know a Weenie Man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from hotdogs to buns, buns, buns, buns!
Someday I'll join his life
I'll be his Weenie Wife
Hot dog, I love that Weenie Man!
I know a Weenie Man
He owns a weenie stand
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish pronunciation of Hebrew behind closed doors.
Jews are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of persecution have allowed Jews to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even goyim who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a Jew. Your short nose is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get into a yeshiva, you'll be thrown out the second a rabbi gets a whiff of your smegma-encrusted foreskin.
• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
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