Recent reviews by Nori

It's like Grand Theft Auto, but actually good.

The best Final Fantasy game, in my opinion. Besides VI. And V. And IV. And I. And X.
God I love Final Fantasy.


The Good!
- It's Final Fantasy VII
- Moddable
- Slightly Updated Models

The Bad...
- Graphics have not aged well. Part of this is the port's fault.
- The music can sound really awful sometimes...
- The Character Booster. It's basically a cheat. No, literally a cheat. I mean, you can use it if you want but...

Ugh
- Backgrounds... The pre-rendered backgrounds, one of my favorite parts of the game, are really stretched out and pixelated. It's not even a minor issue. The only fix I could find was changing the resolution, because I have a large monitor.
- Weird DRM, a lot of people don't seem to like it. You gotta make a Squeenix account and register the game before you can play.

The Elder Scrolls: There's Snow in it Now is an epic and game-changing racing horror beat-em-up fighting sports roguelike strategic FPS Free-to-play Indie MMO that mixes intense action with intense more action from the makers of the critically acclaimed Action 52. Arriving in 1998 to a wide and demanding audience, it stunned it's fans and critics alike with it's revolutionary VATS targeting system and huge, expanding story involving terrorists, more terrorists, counter-terrorists, a man named Handsome Jack, tons of hats, and that guy with the hat who made Minecraft. Players take on the role of Harry Mason as he unravels a secret plot by the Umbrella Corp to infect Black Mesa with a disease that makes things into hats, and you must race against the clock to deliver the antidote to the Great Deku Tree or else the world will fall under the control of Saxton Hale, the famed maker of the Metal Gear Solid franchise. Using all the guns, bows, sticks, cats, and hats at your fingertips, you must guard your airship from a wide variety of enemies including bandits, bandits, bandits, zombies, bandits with sticks, and bandits with axes. I would recommend this game to anyone who enjoys the Touhou franchise or wants to give the struggling developer, EA, some money to finance more of their incredible Walking Dead games.

EDIT: In my defense, this is what was considered funny in 2013.

ORIGINAL REVIEW
It's like One More Day in video game form

UPDATED REVIEW
I've heard it's changed a bit, though.
If you like Marvel, by all means play it.
If not, Path of Exile, Torchlight II, and Diablo III all exist and are way better.