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I went to broad beach… not a single broad had heard of you. Then, I paddled down to moron lake, where I was regaled with endless tales of your antics by a congregation of morons who called you a close friend and confidante!

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⢀⢊　　　　　　 ⢱⠊⠑⡀
⠋⡎  ⣀⡠⠤⠠⠖⠋⢉⠉  ⡄⢸
⣘⡠⠊⣩⡅  ⣴⡟⣯⠙⣊  ⢁⠜
　　 ⣿⡇⢸⣿⣷⡿⢀⠇⢀⢎
　 ⠰⡉  ⠈⠛⠛⠋⠁⢀⠜  ⢂
　 　 ⠈⠒⠒⡲⠂⣠⣔⠁    ⡇  ⢀⡴⣾⣛⡛⠻⣦
　　　　⢠⠃  ⢠⠞    ⡸⠉⠲⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢷
   ⢀⠔⠂⢼    ⡎⡔⡄⠰⠃      ⢣  ⢻⣿⣿⣿⠘⣷
 ⡐⠁    ⠸⡀  ⠏  ⠈⠃        ⢸　 ⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡇
 ⡇    ⡎⠉⠉⢳    ⡤⠤⡤⠲⡀  ⢇    ⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣷
 ⡇  ⡠⠃    ⡸    ⡇  ⡇  ⢱⡀  ⢣  ⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
 ⠑⠊ 　 　⢰　   ⠇ ⢸ 　⡇⡇　 ⢳  ⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
　　　　⢠⠃    ⡸ ⡎    ⡜ ⡇ 　 ⡇    ⠻⡏⠻⣿⣿⣄
　　　 ⣔⣁⣀⣀⡠⠁ ⠈⠉⠉⠁⣎⣀⣀⡸ i am melon

THIIISWAAAAY IS A WATERSLIDEAWAYFOMMETHATTKAESYOU FURTHER EVEURYYY DAYYY

thanks for donating to the My Little Pony ERP Minecraft Server, the thousand dollars is greatly appreciated, we will start working your custom farting pony on Tuesday, if we recall correctly, you want your cutie mark to be a fart cloud, yes? DM Back before Tuesday if possible

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