Recent reviews by MR TORGUE GAMING

GOT THIS GIFT FROM A GOOD FRIEND WHO SAW IT ON MY WISHLIST.

DOWNLOAD GAME, BOOT IT, PICK WILSON SINCE I REMEMBER HIM HAVING NO DOWNSIDES IN OG DON'T STARVE.
SIMILAR GAMEPLAY LOOP, KEEP PLAYING OUT OF CURIOSITY FOR WHEN THE NEW ♥♥♥♥ APPEARS.

SPEND HALF HOUR PLAYING SOLO, BORING, DIE TO HOUNDS, DECIDE TO SAY ♥♥♥♥ IT AND PLAY WITH FRIENDS...
THE INSIDE JOKES AND ♥♥♥♥ WE MADE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN IN MY GROUP

NOW PLAY SEMI-REGULARLY WITH NO REGRETS.
ALSO, COSMETICS, DON'T DO ANYTHING ASIDES FROM MAKING YOU LOOK SNAZZY, I APPROVE.

9/10, I ENJOY THIS GAME, AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL TOO.
ALSO, MAKE SURE TO PASS THE LOVE ON WITH THAT SPARE COPY AND GIVE IT TO A FRIEND, OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHO WANTS IT, YOU'LL FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF AND THEY'LL GET A NEW GAME.

♥♥♥♥. THAT. NOISE.

I LOGGED AROUND 400 HOURS ON MY OLD PS4, DECIDED TO TRY IT ON HERE AFTER A 3-YEAR HIATUS, WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENED TO THE RARITY?! LEGENDARIES AND EXOTICS DROP LIKE CANDY ON HALLOWEEN!
AN HOUR IN; 3 LEGENDARY DROPS, AND 2 EXOTICS
WHAT THE HELL!?

NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE APPARENT LACK OF SUPPORT NOW.
OH, AND THE GAME? LIKE HELL I'M PAYING UPWARDS OF $200 FOR ♥♥♥♥ THAT GETS REMOVED BY THE END OF THE YEAR.
AND THE STORY WITHOUT THE DLC'S IS LOOSER THAN A [Insert analogy here], I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, IT'S TERRIBLE. THERE'S NO REAL SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT EITHER, IT'S ALL JUST "Go here, SHOOT that, Talk to him, GRAB THAT!" AND THEN YOU GET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LOOT, AND YA MOVE ON.

HELL NO, SAVE THE DISK SPACE FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
2/10, IF THIS GAME IS A JOKE, I'M NOT LAUGHING.

HONESTLY, NOT TERRIBLE BY A LONG SHOT.
IS THIS GAME CLUNKY? YES.
IS IT LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS SOMETIMES? YES.
DOES IT HAVE SOME WEIRD ASS PEOPLE MODDING IT? Oh hell yeah there is, and they scare even ME.

BUT IT DID ADD SOME INTERESTING ADDITIONS TO THE GAME, NAMELY WEAPON AND ARMOR UPGRADES, AND SETTLEMENT CRAFTING.

8/10, WOULD BE A HELLUVA LOT BETTER WITHOUT PRESTON.
[No seriously, how high was Bethesda when they made radiant quests?]

MEDIOCRE MOD, BOUGHT IT FOR THE AMMO MILLS AND MOVED ON.

THIS MOD IS PRETTY OK IF YOU WANNA PLAY FACTORIO OR SATISFACTORY LITE IN FALLOUT.
NOT WORTH IT UNLESS ITS ON SALE OR BOUGHT WITH ALL THE OTHER DLC'S IN THE SEASON PASS.

4/10, IT'S THERE, IT'S LOUD, AND DOESN'T DO MUCH.

HONESTLY? THIS DLC IS JUST OK.
IT'S THERE, IT DOESN'T ADD MUCH BUT QUALITY OF LIFE ADDITIONS, BUT AT THE LEAST IT DOES ADD A COMPACT 100 POWER GENERATOR [Perfect for industrial complexes without the obnoxious-ass whirring of generators!] AND GROW PLOTS THAT I CAN FIT PRETTY-WELL INTO THE FOUNDATIONS AT SANCTUARY.

5/10, IT'S CERTAINLY A BETHESDA DLC!

MEDIOCRE MOD, I LOVE SETTLEMENT BUILDING FOR THE AESTHETICS, BUT AS A WHOLE VAULT-88 CAN BARELY SUSTAIN TWO ENTIRE FLOORS OF VAULT IN THE MAIN CHAMBER!

ALSO, WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ CAN WE BUILD OUT THE VAULT IF WE CAN'T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE?!

2/10, TEDIOUS, BACK-BREAKING LABOUR, AND THEN THE GHOUL LADY CHASTISES YOU IF YOU DIDN'T PICK THE SCIENTIFIC OUTCOMES FOR THE EXPERIMENTS.

HELL YES! NOW THIS IS WHAT A TORGUE-APPROVED DLC LOOKS LIKE!

I CAN MAKE GIANT-ASS CUSTOM SENTRY BOTS LOADED WITH EXPLOSIVE LAUNCHERS ON THEIR BACKS, AND FLAME TURRETS!
PYROTECHNICS, YEAAAAAH!

10/10, GOD DO I LOVE THIS DLC!
OH YEAH, ALSO THEIR CARRY WEIGHTS ARE RIDICULOUSLY LARGE, GREAT FOR A PACK MULE LIKE MYSELF!

Honestly? No. Not really.
Yeah I know I know I usually shout in my reviews but this one is special enough to warrant lowercase writing!

This DLC is mostly fine, except for the fact that it railroads you into either being a raider, and being locked out of an ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACTON, or going goody-goody-two-shoes and wiping out all the slaving raiders, but then it leaves the park empty!

No, really though. Why do the now freed traders NOT branch out into the rest of the park?

4/10, Only got it for the Handmade Rifle and the Armor. Also Nuka-Cola flavors.

OH FACTION WARS. I SURE DO LOVE BEING THE MEDIATOR BETWEEN A TRIBE OF ROBOTS LEAD BY A DEMENTIA-RIDDEN EXPERIMENT, A BUNCH OF WACK-JOBS WHO WORSHIP RADIATION AND PROBABLY CANCER, AND THEN A BUNCH OF RELATIVELY NORMAL [If not intolerant] PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON A DOCK, AND THEN EVENTUALLY A LUMBER MILL.

7/10, ADDS SOME INTERESTING LOOT. ALSO VIM. VIM IS GOOD.

HELL NO.
THIS DLC IS MEDIOCRE AS HYPERION WEAPONS, ALL IT ADDS IS A BUNCH OF PRISSY STUCK-UP TWERPS WHO REFUSE TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY ASSES AND DO WORK! AND GOD HELP YOU IF A STRAY BULLET HITS AN IMPERIAL, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A BUNCH OF GO-JUICE USING COKE-SNORTING GUN-TOTING BASTARDS.

3/10, I LIKE WHAT IT ADDS, EXCEPT FOR THE EMPIRE.
[Also colonist requirements, god do I hate having to build a throne room for a colonist to not be lazier than my cat]