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Cactus 23 Oct, 2024 @ 3:10pm

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

Cactus 23 Apr, 2024 @ 7:37pm

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex ( GARRY'S MOD) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down sexting and i pulle out my penus(5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out penus
GIRLS DO NOT PENUS! this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

Shonen 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10am

-rep over 30 years old with 1k hours in cs2 and throws office games like its his day job, refuses to votekick afk teammates and cost us match, get good swampass

wow5wow 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

i cant believe you manged to chad up... who IS this guy??

wow5wow 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24am

prove you are chad enough and post nice things on my steam profile... i bet you wont

Cactus 5 Mar, 2021 @ 12:37pm

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Cactus 5 Mar, 2021 @ 12:37pm

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Rogue Random 27 Feb, 2018 @ 11:19am

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Drakloak 25 Dec, 2017 @ 10:37am

Yousa evah gettin' told da tragie-day of Darth Jar Jar da Okie-Day?
Tisa not a tell-o da Jedi gonna sayin' you-sa. Tisa Sith legen-day. Darth Jar Jar he-sa Dark Lord a da Sith, mooey mooey comic-relief and okie-day he-sa can usin' the Force to makey the midi-da-chlori-sa's to makey baby. He knowin' mooey mooey da Darkey-Side he even keepin' da people he lovey-day from gettin' crunched, ppppbbt. The Darkey-side a da Force takin' you down a path some-a sayin' no... okey-day. He-sa gettin' BIG powa... but he-sa 'fraid a losin' da powa, an' afta-while, you-sa know, he-sa do. Maxie big bad, he-sa teachin' everyt'ing he know, den hisa learnin'-undah Sith doin murder to he-sa when he-sa sleepin'. Issa maxie dun-see-comin' cause he-sa coulda savin' otha's from bein' crunched, but not hisa self.

Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:44pm

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Cactus 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:42pm

It's YIFFtober 🐺🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 🐔🐥🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest furries 🐾😈 that love that fur 🐶🐶🐶💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 PAW-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen🐱🏿 of the furries!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🐶YiFfIeSt🐶 furries 🐰🏿 that you know will get some 🐺🏿🐯🏿 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🐴🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀

hog 3 Apr, 2017 @ 1:00pm

My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger htan his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tiresl, so i can't drive to hte vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?

hog 16 Mar, 2017 @ 5:49pm

I feel compelled by the spirit of Kek to make this comment. Please channel all of your meme magic to give kek strength, he needs you now more than ever

Rogue Random 15 Feb, 2017 @ 8:20pm

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KillerJWB 15 Feb, 2017 @ 8:17pm

EW WWW, This Scrub is still playing evolve, time to remove this friend. Who's with me !!!