Recent reviews by Vadermon

Fantastic

You can really tell a lot of effort and work was poured into making this the worst game ever made, and even then they failed, because its absolutely hilarious.

Bom, doo, bom bom, dooa, bom, doo, bom bom, dooa
Edit:
RAT DAT DADA DA RAT DAT DADADA
Edit 2:
My life is meaningless, please save me, this is 50 hours I will never get back

Its a toy box, you wont be getting the first class design of doom eternal, or the great story of rdr2, but you will be getting a lot of funny if you have friends and play in a private session, and story mode is just insanity.

Honestly incredible, please get it

I have only played the starter pack

This game, exists...

I bet you wouldn’t have guessed that huh?

No man, woman, screwdriver or any other sentient being should ever have to withstand torture, torture, historically has been used to extract information, punish disobedience / traitorous tendencies, and even, in one case, hurt somebody.

This game is a form of torture, and yet I believe that every man, woman, screwdriver and every other sentient being should experience this game, because when you exit this game, having spent 5 hours beating the tutorial area and then being killed by a random dude at the end and having to do it again, having crawled through piles of radioactive muck and dabbled in the art of searching “fallout 2 what the hell is going on and what am I meant to do,” you become a new person, one who understands that the only real gods in the universe are the people who played fallout 1 and 2 and beat them when they were first released all them years ago, with no internet, and where no man had lain eyes on a computer since Alan Turing first discovered that commie ghosts had secretly been hiding in our great nations cows all this time and using their gizmos to spy on us.

A paradox is often described as a cryptic, self contradictory text that reveals a kernel of truth about the nature of the world we live in, this is not a paradox, and fallout 2 is not a real game, it is a test of ones will and determination to prove ones superiority over the game, but many fall and only small few can withstand this most horrific of tortures. They are the true heroes.

The entire thing is smoke and mirrors, the new combat looks complex and exciting but it adds nothing to the experience when enemies die in like 2 hits anyway, cover mechanics were added because cover mechanics were added. I could smash my keyboard against the floor and somehow the game would complete itself. And yet I still enjoyed this game, not enough to play free roam or get all the collectables but it was a fun way to experience some films that have in recent years been ripped to shreds and urinated on by “THE MOUSE”.

still didn’t play the sequel era because any mention of those films makes me want to remove my eyes with a spoon and toothpick.

Good game, worth a purchase, but not at full price, wait till its on sale - a big sale.

funny shoot man head toaster

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