Recent reviews by Mara Thinaria

Loved the story, the fallout humor, and the sense of "F it, I am doing what I want, how I want."

Wanna take over the mohave with a golfclub? Sure. Want to spend your days at the blackjack tables with hookers? Go for it!

Lost hundreds of hours into this game, and with good reason. There is so much to do, to explore, to fight, and to build.

Took a break from WoW to come check this out, and it is honestly one of the better MMO's. It plays amazing, the community is great (just stay away from cyrodil pvp), and every moment I was playing that game I was having a blast. Sticks true to the ES story and franchise.

Give this game a shot

While the main story lacks replayability, Fallout 4 still manages to keep you engaged and exploring.

The building mechanics can be.... finicky, but building is one of the best things about the game. The DLC offered also more than makes up for anything the main game is lacking.

Server stability is... questionable at best. easy to lose hours in if you are masochistic enough to play on official servers.

On PVE official servers, prepare for: No room to build due to that one A*hole that pillars everything, Gacha mega towers that were supposedly "banned" lagging out the server, mega bases that create crash zone for computers that can only handle the game on PS2-era visual settings, lvl 1 bodies littering your front lawn that you can only get rid of via drowning, chronic crashing on Evo and holiday events, those random server crashes that keep the server down for 30+ hrs (Highest record i've seen is 60hrs and still counting), that one random bug where a dino randomly dies with no damage taken and no starvation, unicorns eating cryopods, meshers, $ Sold dinos (See the Hydra discord), and the eventual endgame loop of logging on to refresh base times - feed dinos - log off for 7+ days.

On PVP official servers, prepare for: Giving some random stranger your entire life schedule in order to be recruited into a tribe (See PVP tribe applications on Pagans, Ace, and any other Ark discord), PVP trading discords selling bases for real $$$, getting imprisoned by the servers giga tribe and being unable to escape for 3+ months, and an overall experience like Rust on steroids.

Overall: I regret my life choices of getting caught in one of the most abusive relationships you can have with a game. Fun as hell when things are going right: absolutely Sh*t show when they are going wrong.

*Still don't recommend because it takes way too damn long to play and beat*

Original Review:

Ark is like having a friendship with someone who is a total screw-up. Sure they are fun to hang out with, but they lose or break everything, and after all the time you spend together they manage to wreck your car and bang your girlfriend.

2/10 Easy to lose hours in, and infuriating when it decides to crap the bed, because it does that quite often.

I have over 600 hours across both the original version of skyrim, and the special edition. Not including all the time I remember sinking into this lovely game on the xbox.

This game is amazing, and even though there are those "bethesda-best bugs" and minor hiccups, you do not tend to really notice them or care because Skyrim is distracting you with how fun it can be.

From obese cheese eating dragon shouter, to a sneaky-beaky illusiony-shooty mage you are entertained the entire way.

"Although bugs are often, this game has never ceased in being entertaining.

From bandits to nomads, tuna to megaladons and leviathons Landless even in its alpha form provides hours of entertainment, challenge and crafting.

I reccomend this to anyone who is interested in the concept, because so far it is fun and challenging living !on the high seas"


Current Vote Now: This game is... or seems, dead.

As of May 27th, 2019 the main developer, and my friend codeBullet has been offline for 187 days. I miss him and hope he returns, but it seems this game will have to wait for an update or overhall for some more months.

Give this game a shot if you like its concept, but do not be surprised or taken aback if the updates do not come at a quick pace, I'm afraid.

Fun, but incredibly time consuming if you go at the grizzliest janitorial job alone. Bring colleagues so you do not work alone!

Played it without sound the first time: Major what.

Played the game with sound: Still major what.

Pretty fun and incredibly challenging when playing alone. It brings back the nostalgia of playing the first borderlands when it came out years ago.