Recent reviews by Dave

too salt inducing for my tastes :( I love fighting games, but this one just ain't it for me

Pros:
- Game is now Open World
- You can play as enemies
- You can turn into a slime and murder everyone
- You can play online
- Lots of playable characters
- All movesets have been revamped + improved
- Main Character isn't a whiny, strategy-requiring ♥♥♥♥♥ unlike Luceus
- Different classes for the main character(But not all)
- Changes in the weather affect the battlefield, changing what enemies spawn at that time
- There's a midget furry throwing dogs at people


Cons:
- Said midget furry is chasing me and he won't go away, help
- Luceus is back
- Difficulty can spike up at times
- Luceus is back
- DQH 1 characters can only be used in the Multiplayer areas
- The second you buy an item from the shop, the chance is very big that you're already too strong for that area. Difficulty would be nice(Except for Bosses, those are still OP as heck no matter how strong you are).
- Luceus
- They seem to be using the same soundtrack from the 1st game(With some new ones, it's not that bad tbh)
- Did I mention Luceus
- Can't wield a greatsword


Improvements?:
- Fixing the audio issue during cutscenes, it likes to desynchronize.
- Let players wield ALL weapon types, instead of only certain ones.
- Free Roam with Co-op?
- Difficulty Settings: I'm at level 90 and I one-shot almost everything, can I get a difficulty slider already to make stuff more difficult?
- Make a sound slider to mute Luceus
- Bring back classic maps as fully explorable arenas/areas! Like the giant Coliseum town from the first game.



Overall, this game is a blast. Buy it. Unless you don't like Luceus

Shermie is top waifu.

Puns: The Game

This glorious Engrish-spouting bastard is a must-have.

Pretty decent game, but the community is terrible.

It's gold and it makes dinner. What more do you want?

YOU CAN ROLL IN THIS GAME



THEREFORE THIS IS THE DARK SOULS OF MINECRAFT GAMES

What's in this pack?

- Dark Souls Swords
- Useless Bow
- Pens to pierce your opponent
- Taekwondo Starter Kit
- A f***ing Gatling Gun
- Fans
- Something else I might have forgotten


There ya go.

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