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Alright, internet, let's talk about that game. You know the one. The one that pops up in your Steam recommendations and makes you do a double-take so aggressive you almost sprain your neck. Yes, we're reviewing "SEX with HITLER." And no, I'm not entirely sure why I'm doing this, or why this game exists, or why my Steam library now has this in it.

First off, let's address the elephant in the room, which is less an elephant and more a swastika-shaped neon sign flashing "WHY?!" The title is, shall we say, a choice. A bold, baffling, and undeniably effective choice for getting clicks. Mission accomplished, developers. My curiosity, like a moth to a very questionable flame, was piqued.

The gameplay itself is... well, it's an experience. If you've ever dreamed of a visual novel where the dialogue is as subtle as a brick to the face and the character models look like they were rendered by a potato with a severe existential crisis, then you're in for a treat. The plot, if you can call it that, unfolds with all the grace of a runaway train made of rubber chickens. You'll find yourself asking profound questions like, "Is this satire? Is this serious? Am I having a stroke?"

The music is a repetitive loop that will haunt your dreams and possibly serve as a new form of interrogation. The voice acting (if present, I honestly can't recall through the haze of confusion) is probably best left to the imagination. And the "choices" you make? They feel less like meaningful decisions and more like picking your preferred flavor of inevitable, awkward absurdity.

In conclusion, "SEX with HITLER" is less a game and more a fever dream you accidentally paid for. It's a monument to the bizarre corners of the internet and a testament to the fact that sometimes, curiosity truly does kill the cat (and your dignity). Do I recommend it? Only if you're a masochist, a connoisseur of the truly unhinged, or just really, really need to know. Otherwise, save your brain cells. You'll need them for literally anything else.

10/10 for sheer audacity. 0/10 for my therapist's future bills.

Alright, fellow digital mountaineers, let's talk about "Peak". If you thought climbing a real mountain was tough, wait until you try to navigate this pixelated purgatory with your "friends." This isn't just a game; it's a meticulously crafted friendship-shredder disguised as a charming co-op experience.

"Peak" promises you the thrill of reaching the summit. What it delivers is the unparalleled joy of watching your buddy plummet 700 meters after a misplaced jump, all while their disembodied screams echo through proximity chat. "I'm alive!" they'll cry, a faint, desperate whisper from the abyss, only for you to realize they're now a ghost, haunting your every climb and offering unhelpful advice like, "Just jump! It's fine!" (It's never fine.)

The daily changing maps are a stroke of genius, ensuring that just when you think you've mastered the art of not dying, the game throws a new, procedurally generated curveball of pain at you. One minute you're gracefully scaling a sheer rock face, the next you're bouncing off a toxic bush, launching your entire team into a lava pit. Teamwork makes the dream work, they say. In "Peak," teamwork often makes the dream of reaching the top explode in a fiery, hilarious mess.

And the stamina system? Oh, the stamina system. It's a cruel mistress. Just when you're about to grab that crucial ledge, your character decides they've had enough, and you're left flailing like a fish out of water, desperately hoping your friend has a spare bandage and isn't too busy laughing.

So, if you're looking for a game that will forge unbreakable bonds with your friends (or irrevocably shatter them), provide endless opportunities for schadenfreude, and occasionally make you question why you ever thought video games were relaxing, then "Peak" is your calling. It's frustrating, it's chaotic, and it's absolutely hilarious. Just remember to bring extra controllers for when you inevitably throw yours across the room.

10/10 – because nothing says "I love you" like accidentally pushing your friend off a cliff in a video game.

I started playing Card Shop Simulator Multiplayer last week, and I'm pretty sure my real-life friends have filed a missing person's report. My cat gives me judgmental stares because I haven't fed him since I decided to optimize my booster pack opening strategy. This game is like a black hole for your free time, but in the best way possible! You'll laugh, you'll cry (when someone outbids you on that rare foil), and you'll definitely forget what sunlight feels like. Five stars – send help (and more digital cards)!

As a loyal, freedom-loving Helldiver, I can confidently say that Helldivers 2 is less a game and more a highly effective, incredibly fun re-education program for aspiring Super Earth citizens. Forget therapy, just drop into a hot zone with three of your closest friends and see how quickly you learn the true meaning of 'collateral damage.'

I've never loved and hated my squadmates so much in a single 15-minute mission. One moment, we're sharing a heroic high-five over a shattered Automaton, the next I'm admiring the beautiful orbital strike coming down directly on my position, courtesy of a 'misplaced' stratagem from my buddy. It's not friendly fire, it's freedom fire! And honestly, getting rag-dolled across the map by a Charger, only to be immediately reinforced back into the fray, has become my new favorite form of existential dread.

The bugs are big, the bots are bigger, and the democracy is... well, it's being spread, aggressively. If you enjoy chaotic explosions, sacrificing yourself for the greater good (or just for a laugh), and shouting patriotic slogans while being chewed in half by a Bile Titan, then grab your cape and sign up. My only complaint? My real-life dog now looks at me suspiciously every time I mention 'managed democracy.' Five out of five exploding barrels, would liberate again!

As an experienced clicker i can say i clicked the cookie at least once

18+ is the only way to play this game

Love this Software makes everything super clean if you dont have this i recommend this to everyone