What if you wanted to have a relaxing evening? But God said, "Gehenna student"

Signed by Bob Tschigerilo

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You don’t play Nubby’s Number Factory, you sign a spiritual waiver and descend into a plinko hell where your only friends are gravity, anxiety, and a spherical war criminal named Nubby.

Over 50 items? More like 50 flavors of Stockholm Syndrome.

I downloaded the demo, and now my fridge runs Windows XP and only plays number station broadcasts.
My dog learned calculus. My grandma reinstalled RuneScape.

YOU’RE NOT PLAYING A GAME.
YOU’RE BEING INITIATED INTO THE SACRED ORDER OF THE PLINKO PRIESTS.
And Nubby?
Nubby is the prophet.

🥇 10/10. Game of the year.
Would explode the sun again.

GG's i was the invader

Just me and my mother
Living in bliss
She's my pretty daughter
She's my cute sis
Me and Alice

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hope I can get a girlfriend like boss Aru this year

♂Heat action is 300 yen♂

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zu jung ist nur ein Chinesischer Name

kaşar çocuğu

anasını siktiğimin orospu evladı

Reject anime girls.

Pleasure is temporary but Kyodais are Eternal

After drinking some chirumiru, the voices in my head stopped telling me to kill everyone and everything! Thanks Cirno ᗜˬᗜ

How am I supposed to dominate the Kamurocho real estate market when enormous fu.ckboys keep stealing my lunch money?!

What if you walked up to a stranger and saw the heat move icon in real life

𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙗 𝙢𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙚 𝙎𝙤ß𝙚 𝙙𝙪 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩ü𝙘𝙠

+rep good anime recommendations

Fill up the womb or get in the tomb

- Chris Redfield

If your Sibling is step, the Law says yep.

Was für Waffen benutzen Katzenmädchen? Natürlich Barry Burtons MAGUNYAMUU

Pros:

-He can’t get pregnant

Cons:

-He can’t get pregnant

Jail is just a room and age is just a number

I̴̢̯̺̻͖͙͇͎̦̐̽̉̀̈́̂͠'̴̤͙͈̄̂̀̐̋̏́̕͜L̵̩͗Ḽ̵͇̱͛̅́̈́̓̋̈̾̎ ̵̭̙̙͈̗͓̩̂̀̓̂͆̓̂̕͜Ḳ̷̯̖̰͖̘͛̏̓̆͝Ì̸̛̠̓͂͌̾̔͆̔͑D̸̟͌͂̐̀̌͐̂̈̇ͅṊ̵̽̚Á̸̼̟͈͓̗̍̓P̷̧̭͕͙͈̍̒̊͑͛̑̇͐̓ ̵͕͒͑̄̐͆͊À̵̳͒̊͒̆͗̃̽ ̸̬̮̮̲̝̟̝̈́͑̋Ţ̸̦̠̹͉̒͛͑̈́͊Ḫ̷̼̲̱̩̌̉̉̾̄O̵̦̎̃̿͒́͝Ų̷̛̬̣̣͔͚̙͊̈͆̑̇̆͠͝S̶̥̤̄͘A̵̼̞̻͌̈́̄͋̑̌̈́́N̶̘͉̘̩̽͐͊͐̋̀̎D̸̬̤͒̄͛̉̀͠ ̵̥̘̻̆̉͊͝͠͠Ċ̸͍̺̫̠̪͖̱H̴̛̫̏̇̽̈́̆̽͘Į̸̛͙̮̊̉̈́͐̓̆̃L̶̦̱͑͌D̴̢͇̦̯̗̃Ŗ̷̥̜͔̟̇̑͐̎̕̚͝E̴̹͈̫̼͒̏N̵̙͉̺̈́̋̆͛̚͝͝

What's the opposite of "Smoll and Squishy"?

Biggg and Stiff Jail and Prison

Was heißt zu spät kommen auf japanisch?





Doi che Ban

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Seven minutes intensifies

My Waifu may be canonically 15.....

.....but her Anime came out three years ago.

She´s legal now.

Wait wait, you can use SFM for non porn animations!!?

Dear Leon,

You MUST continue the Redfield bloodline with my sister Claire. Do NOT seek the woman in

red dress. I repeat Do NOT seek the woman in red dress.

Your future brother in law,

Chris Redfield

N O W A Y F A G

Spread your seeds right into my wet rice field...!

10% gameplay
10% music
76% JOJO
4% FOUR

The perfect anime waifu will train, dominate, deny and humiliate you.
Doesn't it sound great, slave?

The World - pause button
Killer Queen - rewind button
King Crimson - skip button
Made in Heaven - fast forward button

EDF!

Gachi is life. Gachi is love.

A useless goddess, a masochist, and a glass cannon walk into a bar...

I tried to make salt noodles with a Female ejaculation

the famous Pillow-Lolis from Jojo

AC/Desu

Whamoe

and their leader

Kya-rs

Aztec Trap Music vs Nazi Trap Music.
Only in JJBA.

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh

I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy

I want her so I can stop using my hand Every single day, while watching anime

I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams

I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch

I want my own hentai girl and she would sing La-la-la-la

Masturbate to cartoons!

The only adorable girl in this world is that cop with a beard.

Don’t tell a yandere your address

They already know

2 Yanderes

Expectation: Bloody af

Reality: Yuri

Me: ???

L-O-L-I-C-O-N adorable girl that’s me!
You can pat my head and pinch my cheeks,
But you better not beat that meat

Hey, Himouto wanner touch my Pwee Pwee?

I want to sleep with you. No, I don´t mean have sex. I mean sleep.
Together. Under a blanket. In your bed. While you´re laying on my
arm with my other other hand on your tummy. With the window cracked,
so it´s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking, just the muffled cries
that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as i slit your
throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.