Recent reviews by CptAssCheeks

fun for an hour, get if <2$

It's garbage

But it's free garbage so youre going to get it anyway

One of the better roguelikes, has a ton of items/powerups for the addictive quality, butwhen youre buying them they dont what what they actually do, so theres a but of memory and doing non-serious runs to learn what things do.

It gets challenging which adds more of an addivtive quality

I think there are 10 characters you can choose from, but at least 6 are too ♥♥♥♥ to use, Good ones are
Commando, Bandit/cowboy, Huntress and sniper, I've seen really good snipers but I can't play him very well

Even with the maymey garbage that is 80% of dialogue it's pretty good

It can get a bit ez but I still thought it was fun


Also it's old enough to be on sale most of the time

ISA MASTAPIECE

TANOUTTATAN

not really, it's 9.3/10

It's fun and the world is huge but I sort of found the map too huge for the amount of stuff that goes on in most of the areas.
I noticed a lot of copy paste too.

To unlock story mission you complete side missions and to unlock those you ♥♥♥♥ around, so the game is built around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around and there are areas with a lot to do with that, jets and water towers and enemies etc but I found it boring at times because getting to those areas took way too long even with the physics defying grappling hook


BLACK MARKET SUCKS BLACK MARKET SUCKS BLACK MARKET SUCKS

but it for under 10$

It's really good, but it's HORRIBLY optimized

It looks and runs like ♥♥♥♥ on a 4gb 770

is rly good

54/10 because it made anita cry

oviratid but still really good

Man at arms is retardedly overpowered, 3 hit combo autokills vanguard and presumably archer. Lets say you block his first hit and swing, either the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will let him win or he'll DODGE (lo y evin hav blok>??) and hit again as you recover, once he gets the first hit in just accept it because he hits with the second/third swing before you recover. The only way to survive 1v1 with MaOP is the help of a teammate. The only method of beating MaOP is gangbang, which is the only guaranteed method of killing anyone.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible and often blocks will break randomly regardless of the striking weapon
Priorities are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded in general of course arent most in online gaymes where melee is involved
Hammerv2 for the knight is so good theres no need for any other class or weapon, it's slow enough that if you block when he raises to swing you get hit because you wasted your .4 actual block time and if you strike as not man at overpowered then he'll beat you to it
Archer is luckman from tf2


DO NOT BUY