No longer collecting TF2 items actively, still willing to consider interesting items, I sometimes dev stuff.
PFP credit: Fliz3D, some quotes I like down below:

"Beggars KING!" - A king

"Live free or die" - JStark1809

"We live in a period." -Sir Oswald "Gamer" Mosley

"DA SCOOPY" - Scoopy

"see a server? crash it
see a car? crash it" - Someone

"I am not a white supremacist I'm a 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 supremacist! DIE XENO SCUM" - A nice fellow

"my pfp is just angry miyu from starfox"
"never played it XD" - A fox

"Bro you're cracked" - Jeff

"at least my profile isn't gay" - Mr. Based himself

"I, the Emperor of Mankind decree that, the only one and true god, is hereby the Beggers Bazooka. All hail and hold mouse 1." - The Emperor of Mankind

"You have a gold plated ♥♥♥♥" - A bird

"Boku Wa Tobi!" - Tobi

"brb gotta ♥♥♥♥" - A duck

"i have socks with bigfoot on a motorcycle doing a wheelie saying SEND IT

...That's not cap either" - A pony

"my least favorite patch was the emancipation proclamation" - Mr. Quackers

“Toilet ♥♥♥♥♥ has 3 cappers” - Toilet ♥♥♥♥♥

“Europeans are not real humans” - The average Sicilian

“Set your heart ablaze!” - Rengoatku

“Is there any man alive who needs a reason, to protect his very own children?” - Adam

Best MGA'ers I ever known: Moose, Dylan, Pillowfrost, Kaka, Cosmic, Geck, Ruelee, Exstrad, Bird, Waffle, Lumia, and a few others ;D.