Recent reviews by Hanako

It's so visceral falling hundreds of meters in first person only to become an annoying ghost to haunt the rest of your friends (in stereo).

You can pet the dog in Persona 3 Reload

Oh boy, horrors beyond my comprehension.

Whoever designed the ending for the piranha's level 2, please reconsider the next time you get level design privileges.

What's the worst level and why is it Disco?

The game is all about more but it's far too much.

It took me 86 hours of using an autoclicker to get the final achievement

EUH FHULL HAUS

She tastes like bacon.

Edit: One 100% save file later, she still tastes like bacon.

guys, the generator, fix it

The 0 in the logo is not only a reference to the portals you see in the game, but it's also a reference to how many fps you'll get if you don't have anything other than a 30/40 series.

I really have no idea why this game needed to be remastered. The original looked fine! From what I can tell they didn't overhaul much of anything, which might explain why both games are about the same size. *Maybe* some better facial animations but those could have literally been patched into the original game.

Hella disappointing. Stay with the original. It even has a jank VR mod if you're into that sort of thing.