Recent reviews by Chompy Lobster

Long abandoned game/tech demo, I got it as a gift and I still feel scammed

Picked this for the "blows my mind" award because it blows my mind how bad I am at it

Great game though!

Well, you're certainly going to be paying for days if you want to -

Please pay $4.99 to unlock access to the full review.

Feeling lucky? For only $2.49, open a Review Safe for a chance to spice up your review with gorgeous emoticons and fancy text!

Want to support this review? If you get this review to 1000 likes and purchase the Review Fuel DLC for $9.99, we'll add a top secret new review feature after an undisclosed amount of time!

Disclaimer: Full review may not function as intended, if at all. Bugs can and will be introduced on top of already existing bugs. Cumpy Lustard Industries is not responsible for malfunctioning reviews or the fixing of any issues which render your review unusuable. Unhappy with your review? Please purchase the Review Refund DLC for $4.99 to remove this review from your account.

pretty great game, but don't let the title fool you, because you only have a gun and point it at things for like 10% of the game

this game should be left alone on an ISLAND to become DEAD

seriously this game blows so hard it's almost impressive

SPESS

SPESS MAHREENS

this game has Strong Bad in it why wouldn't it be good

i mean yeah it has that penny barfcade clown too but Strong Bad makes up for it better

the cake...............................................................................................................................is............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LIE.

xD xD xD xD xD

most rage inducing rng spaceship explosion simulator out there.

but you just can't stop playing. the spaceship explode again and again. and yet you play again. and again. maybe you get closer to winning. maybe you get so close you can taste it. but then you explode. then you do it again.

forever.

i have played this game for a while but i don't remember ever killing any floors? aside from that though this game is pretty fun.

just remember they're zeds not zombies. check your privilege.