Recent reviews by Albert "Uroboros" Wesker

Absolute Cinema!

I wanted to like this game but can't. It's heartbreaking that the "story" is basically nonexistent. Very few things are interactable and what you get is boring or vague. The parkour mechanics are also a bit frustrating at times, especially in the later levels.

The worst part is that exploring is pointless. I spent most of my time searching every crevice of every level only to be left with empty pockets. The maps are completely empty with the only collectibles being on the main path.

There are plenty of other specific annoyances I had, especially with the ending, but tl;dr The games unrewarding, boring, and a bit frustrating to play.

The Holy Trinity of Life; Alcohol, Gambling, and Fishing.

She lunch on my lady til I pan.

Slightly harder than your average crossword puzzle but easier than doing taxes.

I got over it.

A GUN IN EACH HAND AND A SMILE ON MY FACE

Scout, put your pickaxe away Scout. I'm not mining nitra right now Scout.

This game was really cool cause it had melons and shrek workshop addons. coolio 19/19